So, I was out and about with my favorite crabby guy yesterday (protectin' the innocent and 'ish). Once we were out into the bright light of day, I noticed he was wearing the fanciest pair of man jeans this side of Liberace's casual Friday closet. Now don't get me wrong, I've seen these excessive jeans in the random music video... um but dude is far from a gansta rapper. (Which is a good thing).
Okay, I'm a busy girl, and lately some trends pass me by with zero notice. So maybe I've missed the 'Bedazzling Movement for the Every Man'. Since when is this ok? Now, in all fairness, Mr. Crab's detail work was much more subtle than these gaudy ass jeans. But still, I enjoyed a hearty chuckle or 12, nonetheless. His name for the rest of the day was Fancy Pants. And all he could say was ''You're gonna blog about this aren't you?''
Oh you, bet your fancy ass, I am!
Dude...I saw a guy at the bus stop with Swarovski crystals on his shizz. No sir!
ReplyDeleteIt's really the return of the 12 year-old. And...oh wait... did he have them hanging down his ass?!
ReplyDeleteLOL no he had the nerve to have them coordinated with his pullover and tie. GOD HELP ME.
ReplyDeleteNOT THE CRYSTALS!!! NOOOOO!
Ya'll can kiss my black ass 2 times!!!!! And they were embroidered...Damn it, I'm not helping my cause :(
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