Tiger Wood is this close (*holds up thumb and index finger close together*) to being banned from the Brew with his predictable arse. Cameras "caught" Tiger taking a run with random trainer dude from Central Casting, just 2 days before he's to give his first statement about his wayward dyck. This move is straight from the Celebrity Damage Control 101 manual;
"to ease your way back into the spotlight, go jogging or to Starbucks and then act surprised after the paparazzi "catches" you doing normal Brewshyt". This bedroom bully makes me itch! Go that a way....
I don't get the whole apology thing, just like I didn't get all the comments about his wife being a hero after his accident. I could smell the bullshit then and I can smell it now. But to be honest, the only person he really owes an apology to is his wife. This is strictly between the two of them and no one else's business.
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a time when a jumpoff stayed in her place and kept her mouth shut and nowadays they're just coming out of the woodwork......know your role hoochie, know your role.
2010, Hoochie's Revenge
ReplyDelete@ Reggie - Did you hear about the 1st jump-off wanting an apology from Tiger? What the hell for, you ask?
ReplyDeleteFor him letting her think she was the One and Only Other Woman. Yes, you read that correctly.