Growing up on the mean streets of suburbia...exercise was always a big deal to Fawnda Simmons. Running from cops, crooks and creeps has shaped her love for all things fitness. Now, she can floss with Flo-Jo and whoop Billy Blanks' ass!
Fawnda developed her fantastic muscular physique from breaking into the homes of unhealthy eaters and stealing their stash of goodies. She toned her ripped abs by laughing at their bloated asses when they tried to chase her.
In college, Fawnda organized protests against fat kids who love cake and FUPAs. Now, she a certified fitness instructor in the 'hood. Her goal is to give readers the skinny (pun intended bitches) on every Z-list celebrity's work out tape, diet craze and health tip. If you're tired of "Bootydos"...tune in for your daily dose of fitness with Fawnda!
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