News: 5 Nights in Paradise

In dimwitted former athlete news, Sir Charles has been sentenced to about a week of jail time for his DUI back in December. He'll have 5 sexy days and 5 sexy nights (at least), to get some of that fiyah head he loves so much.

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http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/23/charles-barkley-is-going-to-jail/