Shacking up? Just say no...

The federal government wants YOU to get married. A new campaign touting the benefits of marriage launches this month. And the feds are spending $5 million to convince you to tie the knot, particularly in these tough economic times. According to their research, married people have better health, wealth and happiness.

Sounds like a plan to me...

Now, somebody call Tyrone and tell him to put a ring on it.