Health: Deez Nuts!

I'm sure you've seen the alerts by now but "your people" are hardheaded, so it begs repeating. Do not eat any roasted pistachio or any products made with pistachio. They have been contaminated. In layman's terms, "deez nuts" are dirty! The Food and Drug Administration bitches say a California food processing plant is voluntarily recalling up to 1 million pounds of roasted pistachio products that may have been contaminated with salmonella. The nuts came from Setton Farms in Terra Bella, California. No illnesses have been linked to this case. Now I know for many of my folks their peanut game is not that exotic. They haven't really made it past the salty ass Planters cocktail peanuts that sit out on the counter at Ray-Ray's Bar and Grill. I provided a picture to help, they're the ones look like lil' Pac-Mans!
I guess the FDA has to announce a chicken recall for yo mofos to be up in arms over the impending lack of 20 pack wings at Shoppers!