Put It On Vibrate

A Maryland woman was rushed to the hospital after she and her man tried to do the stanky leg with a homemade sex toy.

MSNBC reports Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to a hospital yesterday after she got hurt during the sexcapade. The toy was attached to a saber saw blade.

Sidebar: OUCH!

Her man admitted to attaching the toy to the saw then getting his vibrate on. Bunch a freaks. (Stop here if you've got a weak stomach) The saw cut through the vibrator and hurt the woman.

She was released from the hospital today.

Now, that's what I call chopping it down.