
Hoes of the world rejoice, you no longer have to run your toothpaste coated finger across your teeth, in shame. Colgate Wisps are toothpaste filled disposable toothbrushes that dont even need water. So you can pull your panties on, brush your teeth and get the hell out of there, all before someone gets to say: 'Ooh wow...sooo heyyy..I don't usually do this kind of thing... but uh...what's your name?' Awkwardness avoided!
They even come in Semi-Hoe ($2.39 for a pack of four) and Super-Hoe sized packs($7.99 for a pack of sixteen)!
And you know, you never really get that fresh clean feeling with the finger thing, good looking!
ReplyDeleteYou really never do! lol
ReplyDeleteI saw these in a magazine and I soooo dog-eared that page. Does that make me a ho? LOL.
ReplyDeleteWell, yea.
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