Dear little corny office lady, please don't think you can fool me but pretending to comb your hair in the mirror like you didn't just stink up the toilet stall. I know it's you!!!! And you know what? Your insides need some spring cleaning. Call your gyno get a D&C or a prescription to some of that good s%$t that will wipe your slate clean. Whatever you do, do it now! Why do I always walk in behind you and get my nose hairs scorched? Then when I leave, my office mate walks in behind me and I get the side-eye for the rest of the day because she thinks it's me with the kryptonite c**chie! Fix it, stat!
Nickie???!!!
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