Humpday Hmms....

• Posed by a friend on Facebook: Is Roman Polanski the YT equivalent of R Kelly?

• Is it simply annoying if someone signs birthday gifts and cards from them and their pets (and you are NOT the caretaker or a household member) or a sign of clinical retardation?

• Why does it seem as soon as I bust a poot someone comes walking into my
  office, with an issue that needs instant attention? And why are they pretending they don't smell that? It smells like a decaying corpse is holding a rancid bag of sulfur around my anum (just made that word up.. half anus- half bum...feel free to steal). I love raw veggies.. mah bad.

• As an adult, are you not allowed the luxury of ignoring your parents' social networking friend request?