What happens when you gotta poo right in the middle of getting felt up by your boo??? or when you're all dolled up for your first church date and suddenly you get the winds something terrible? (I farts, cause holding that stuff can kill ya!) but what do the rest of you do? I don't get why people are so averse to talking about poo with their 'other'. Doesn't everyone do it??
Would you stop a coitus session and announce that poo is "knock knock knockin on heavens door" ???? or would you suffer and hold it? Poo is from whence all blessing flow, fa real! Poo is your friend, stop running from it. All my mens love when I'm like "Um lookka here playa, can I holla at chu for a second??? uh yeah, where's your loo son? I gotta drop a bomb over Baghdad real quick"...... they love it!
So real talk, just be real...... ole boy knows you're in there pooin anyway, you ain't foolin nobody running the water for 45 minutes girlfriend!
lmao @ running water for 45 minutes..Mine wouldn't take that long.
ReplyDeleteThe older I get the more I dont care..I dont put it all out there but I dont hide it either