Skype Speed Dating

It's really hard out here for a pimp.  You can't meet any fresh meat on the job (that's not a good look and could get messy).  And the pickings are slim at the club, the coffee house and church.  Or you could try speed dating and wind up packed along the wall with the 50 other Black women fighting for 5 minutes with the 15 brothas who've shown up.

So, WHERE do you go to meet men?  Right here.  Right in front of your computer screen.  Skype has a service called Skyecandy.  It's a speed- dating service that matches you with real people via Skype and your webcam.  It's just like a normal Skype call... only you're searching for love and not a conference call.

Once on the call, you chat in 5-minute intervals.  When time is up, click YES or NO to indicate if you're interested in chatting or if you're dunzo with that dude.  If both Skypers say they want to keep the chat going, then you can do that (for free) over Skype.

A sista might have to try this out.  I ain't getting no younger.