One Expensive Going Away Party....

I was never one for a big productions when random relatives pass. As far as I'm concerned Aunt Nora, Uncle Ralph, Aunt Hazel, Uncle Bebo, and Uncle Booley (© Bertha, Real Housewives of Atlanta) have gone on to meet sweet White Jesus, nuff said. So I never understood our people's propensity to go all out when it comes to funeralizing (plucked from the colored vocabulary). But even this next amount would made the gaudiest preacher gasp. Word on the curb is that Michael Jackson's funeral cost $855,730.31! Much of that expense was for security so it's understand I guess. I'm just glad Joe Jackson didn't have anything to do with it or the King of Pop would have found his ass stuffed ontop of Bubbles bones in the pet cemetery!

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