Real Talk Mondays: LAMBO TIME

ABC says more than 1500 viewers called to rip them a new one over Adam Lambert's assaulting performance, last night. Clearly going for the controversy, Lambo got what he wanted. Couldn't he have done it in a less contrived, and rapey manner. Man that was the most rapey thing I've seen on TV in years. Between the high pitched wails and the crotch grabbing/shoving and full on face chewing. I felt like calling a hotline...777-TIPS or somethin'. I want to know how it is possible to be completely unsexy and uber sexual all the same time? To push the 'envelope', yet do anything with innovation.

Blah, it was boring to me when Madonna, Britney and The One Who Can Actually Sing, did it. It's just as desperate and boring 9080808 years later. Here's a tip. Singers? How bout you just sing ya gotdamn song? These grasps at relevance are tiring and contrived.

And before the homosensuals get all up in arms-- Love is love in my book I could have cared less if you had a wedding ceremony with your boo up there. But if you are gonna show up to sing. SING, MOTHERFOCKER, SING!!