Brew Conundrum: Mariah & Minaj

Some screen-shots of Mariah Carey's new video "Up Out My Face" (the English major inside, cringes at that grammar assault) have been released. I am sitting here imagining what the contents of these ''Special Edition" boxes would be.
Mariah looks like an old time saloon owner/madam- she'd have flask of whiskey strapped to her thigh and maybe a shot gun, to protect her whores at the brothel. And she'd give back room liposuction, that she practices on herself first.

But... her homie is still not convincing me that she is not packing some special accessories (strap on, shenis, mangina...erm ''Very Special Secret").

I miss the days when Mariah and Old Dirty went back, like babies with pacifiers. *sigh*