Brewtiquette 101: Eating Out

The holiday season is upon us. That means there are dinners and parties aplenty! So your manners or lack thereof are on display for all the world to see. We Witches wanted to share a few tips on how to wine and dine so you don't come across like Fantasia on pay day!

Remix baby:

So you sit down with your sistah friends for your annual Secret Santa Dinner and when the waiter gets to your most high-maitenance girlfriend she orders Fettucini Alfredo WITHOUT the Alfredo sauce and a Cobb Salad sans the eggs, cheese and bacon! WTF? People this is not Burger King. You cannot have it your way. Find a dish that suits your palette and enjoy it for what it is.




Backyardigans:

You know your cute and funny so you're determine to show the world, or at least the restaurant that you're cute and funny? FAIL!!! It's good to let loose and have fun but using your family reunion cookout voice is unacceptable. Respect your table neighbors.




Sexting:

You got the young bun bun on ice at the crib waiting to give you hot man meat as soon as you get home BUT you don't have to text him constantly. Texting while a person is talking is basically saying "you're not that important to me".

Doggie Style: 

Sometimes you just don't get to eat your entire meal. We get that. But if you are trying to take everyone's leftovers and make it a meal along with 3 of the free dinner rolls well that's just plain ghetto. This practice must stop, stat!

Separate checks: 

This is the most offensive practice when eating with a large party. Please do not itemize your ish! If there are five people, split the check five ways and be done with it.  Oh, and bring cash. Don't give the wait staff carpal tunnel running 10 different credit cards. 

These are just a few tips to make your next group dinner or gathering go smoothly. So we hope you'll step up your etiquette game. We Witches will be watching...