Sweedes Do Hoodrat Things, Too!

I hope this lays to rest the misguided notion that some black men have that women of other cultures are soooo evolved, so genteel, so ice princessy--that they will swallow your lies as they bake you a pie, and simultaneously give you brainage. . I for one, cannot wait to see this reenacted in a Lifetime movie, staring Tory "Buttaface" Spelling.

Behold Elin Woods, RACIAL MYTH BUSTER!

From Huff Post:

This was Thanksgiving. After celebrating the holiday, Woods took an Ambien and went to bed, and Nordegren set out to do some detective work, peeking through her husband's phone
There she found text messages to Uchitel’s number—Uchitel was apparently listed in Tiger’s cellphone under her real name — and among them she discovered one that said, “You are the only one I’ve loved.” Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, Elin began texting Uchitel, pretending to be Tiger, according to both sources. Elin wrote, “I miss you,” and asked, “When are we seeing each other again?” Uchitel texted back, seemingly surprised that Woods was awake. Elin specifically felt, one source told me, that this response indicated that the two of them spoke earlier that night, before Tiger took his Ambien. At that point, Elin called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger calling. Both sources said that Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.” Uchitel’s surprised reply, according to what Elin told one source: “Oh f--k.” She immediately hung up.

There are so many levels of #FAIL, here.

1. If you have to thumb thru your husband's stuff... that's a problem.

2. The man HAD to have come home smelling like vagina, boob-sweat and hot wings on more than 1 occasion. Are you clueless!?

3. Tiger, alllllll this extra curricular trim hanging around and you didn't LOCK YOUR PHONE? Password: MEEP MEEP!