Things On the 'Net That Made Me Puke, Today:

These two put in so much loud work, authorities have been called in numerous times. PLAY ON PLAYAS! ... Oh wait, that's them to the left, ew.

"Their lovemaking was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions.

Neighbours said the Cartwrights' noisy romps would usually start around midnight and last for two or three hours, every night of the week."