See, this is why all that statue-ery isn’t necessary. Just preach the word, let the elder sista with the tilted church hat give her testimony, pass the wine & bread, sing a few songs and let people go home to eat hog maws and watch football or whatever they do. And for goodness sake, if you are gonna bust out the 2 ton statue, at least don’t let the most wobbly dude in the congregation be the pallbearer.
White Jesus is sad...
Maybe it's a sign from God. Maybe he'd rather see a statue of The Power Rangers or Sugar Smack in there rather than that tired ass statue?!?
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