Oops, We Were Just Gettin' Freaky

Ok, so it turns out that former CSI star Gary Dourdan did not catch a supreme arse whuppin’ last month from his girlfriend after all. The criminal case against Dourdan's girlfriend, Maria Asis del Alamo, was dismissed because the whole thing was a case of freaky sex… not domestic violence. A nosy, not getting any, neighbor mistook their sex session for a fight club. Oops!

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