Walk of Shame now with Minty Freshness!

Hoes of the world rejoice, you no longer have to run your toothpaste coated finger across your teeth, in shame. Colgate Wisps are toothpaste filled disposable toothbrushes that dont even need water. So you can pull your panties on, brush your teeth and get the hell out of there, all before someone gets to say: 'Ooh wow...sooo heyyy..I don't usually do this kind of thing... but uh...what's your name?' Awkwardness avoided!

They even come in Semi-Hoe ($2.39 for a pack of four) and Super-Hoe sized packs($7.99 for a pack of sixteen)!