Excuse Me Sir, Is That Glue On Your...

A wife took the ultimate revenge on her wandering-eyed husband. No, she didn't kill him. She went for his junk... and she had help from his mistresses!

The four scorned Wisconsin women hatched a plot to glue the man's penis to his belly. Tracy Hood Davis is accused of convincing three women (Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell) to help her lure the husband to a motel where he was then tied to the bed and blindfolded. Oh, I should mention he was naked as a jaybird. So homeboy thought he was about to get him some. Old freak!

That's when the other women entered the room. One pointed a gun at him while another glued the peen to his stomach. Hide your peens cuz these broads are out on bail!

Uh, lemme remind you how serious the hold is on some Krazy Glue...

I'm just sayin'... OUCH!

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You Can't Turn a Hoe Into A Husband....

So says Tanya Sheniece Dotson. She is the "authorist" (Like Maya on Girlfriends) of You Can't Turn A Hoe Into A Husband: Never Trust A Big Stick & A Smile and the no nonsense, tell it like it is host of one of my most interesting youtube finds, and I don't mean that in a good way.

Favorite Part: "Love don't stop a hard on" LMAO!! well I hate to agree with you Ms. Dotson but it damn sure don't! If after waching the video you are overwhlemed with the need to purchase her book, you can do so at hoesn2husbands.com.