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This New York Times headline says it all: With Nine Mouths to Feed, Travis Henry Says He’s Broke

Former NFL running back Travis Henry has NINE kids by NINE women. Yes, let me say it again: NINE by NINE! The brood range in age from 3 to 11. Henry's child support is estimated at $170,000 a year! And this dude is only 30. To top it off, Henry is now under house arrest for cocaine trafficking. But that's another story.

Henry says many of the women claimed to be using birth control so he stopped using condoms and let his willy roam free. Then, oops, they turned up pregnant. This cat must have that kryptonite sperm.

When asked why he kept repeating the same stupid behavior, here's Free Willy's response:

“Knock on wood, or something, I’m blessed not to have AIDS. That never crossed my mind.”

Lawdamercy. I can't take it.

Henry is currently engaged...but he and the fiancée have no plans of procreating. Thank God!

The lesson for today: condoms will always be in fashion.
Please wrap your shit up!

(Photo by: David Duprey/Associated Press)