You are the boss of your hair!!!

Ok, as your resident hair doctor it is part of my responsibility to discuss this issue of hair and our daily lives. It is no secret that many of us plan our lives around our current hairstyle. If it rains we call in sick or if it’s that misty annoying ass rain we cover our heads in 49 different head wraps to protect it. So it should come as no big surprise that many of us (and by us I mean the colored ladies) refrain from breaking a sweat because of our hair. Now you guys know that the Goddess is all about her hair but yet I refuse to be a slave to it. I won’t let my hair (or the hair being lent to me) prevent me from maintaining a healthy lifestyle and you shouldn’t either. Everything is not a fashion show, when it’s time to sweat, SWEAT!! Weave or no weave, tie that bad boy down and get ON ER TOES!!! Part of caring about yourself has nothing to do with your “tight ass hairdo”, it involves nutrition, exercise, spirituality and in the Goddess’ opinion, oral hygiene (the Goddess has some of the nicest teeth you’ve ever seen, really I do!) You know I am not advocating completely abandoning your fab, just remember that total care for yourself is also a big part of your fab equation. Take the weave out if it means you’re gonna neglect your body otherwise, it’s just not worth or learn to care for your tresses in a way that allows you to be free, free from weather concerns or concern about what a little sweat will do to your doo. Try this magazine for great tips on maintaining an active lifestyle without sacrificing your hotness.


Do not under any circumstances ever ever ever let me catch you lookin like this:


Or this:



(I have no idea what's going on with Christina but let us all take a moment and bow our heads in prayer, "Dear God, in the name of Janice Diddy Combs, please don't allow this to happen to another pretty girl, AMEN!)

And last but not least, wash your damn hair ladies! I don’t wanna sit next to or behind another biyatch whose head smells like 2 day old laundry that someone forgot to put in the dryer, stop that nastiness! You heffas get all spiffy to paint the town red and hunt for fellas with your gym bag hair, not cute! Cut it out! I know it’s difficult for us coloreds to wash everyday, but when you are exercising and participating in marathon sex sessions keep in mind that all that sweat is building up in your head and besides the funktifiedness, it’s just not a good idea to go 4 weeks without washing your hair, CUT THAT OUT!!! There are even several products now available to get your ish semi fresh between washes, like sprays that you apply directly to your scalp that help diminish the sweaty hair thing a bit. That doesn’t mean you don’t have to wash, but it will hold you over.

Remember, if you have any questions for the Goddess, hit me at witchesbrewadmin@gmail.com
Toodles!