Boys and Sweat..... What Gives????

Seriously, what is it about a sweatastically crazed looking woman that makes men wanna holla? This week alone I have met 3 men in this funkdified state..... what gives?? Now when I'm all showered and shaved the best I can get is the lil midget at the metro station telling me I'm the hottest thing ever, ok and maybe a cab driver or two, this is so confusing to me. Last night during my lil jog/walk a young man (and when I say young I mean young, like 19 years old young as I would come to find out..... yikes!...... had me looking over my shoulder looking for Chris Hansen and the "To Catch a Predator" camera crew)



comes up to me as I'm on my last lap and asks some silly question just to get a convo going, yadda yadda yadda, tells me he thinks I'm beautiful and goes hard for my digits..... I won't say whether or not I gave them to him.... hee hee!

Maybe they think "she is so motherfuckingly big and cute with her sweaty ass" and it gets them randy.....man I don't know!

But yeah, it's mind boggling and leaves me to believe funky, sweaty ass is where it's at!! I coulda been married years ago if I knew that ish!