Teen Takes “Stop Snitching” To His Deathbed

In are you forking kidding me news…

17 year old Robert Tate took the hood credo “stop snitching” to his grave. The teen was shot in the chest as someone approached him on a Chicago sidewalk earlier this month. As he lay dying, police asked him “do you know who shot you?” Tate’s response, “I know, but I ain’t telling you sh!t.”

Really?

Seriously?

Has it come to this, that we’d rather die than point a finger at someone who’s done the ultimate wrong?

Tate's mother doesn’t buy the cop’s story. Cynthia Washington describes her son as a "very respectful child" and doesn’t believe he’d withhold that information.

One cop said he knows that “stop snitching” has become the matra for the streets, but he says he’s never seen anyone take it to the grave like this.

Damn.

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What’s Brewing?

Rihanna’s engaged? – Oh No They Didn’t

Bristol Palin wants you to wrap it up (with a moose skin condom) – Huffington Post

This Michael Jackson story keeps getting worse – Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is a dee-sas-ter – Gawker

Jessica Simpson goes sans fards ^© – Pop Sugar

WTF Files?: Virginia Governor declares “Confederate History Month” – DC Fab

Would you rock these computer shoes? – The Frisky

Celebrity Fit Club declares its biggest loser – People

^©Shout out to Michael K

The Champale Room

Please try to ignore the above evidence of Diddy and Baby Mother #1's supreme parenting skills for the following Brew 
Break. Police claim a South Carolina women turned her trailer into a strip club and charged neighborhood kiddies $5.00
for lap dances! She even had a pole installed in the living room. When police raided the spot they found several teens 
inside.

WTF? Files: More Than 40 Shot In Chicago

What is really going on in the streets? Chicago has been hit with a wave of violence in the last couple of days. More than 40 people have been shot since Thursday night. One of the shootings happened in front of police.

Sadly, many residents have become used to the violence. What needs to be done in communities around the country, not just in Chicago, to put an end to this senselessness? We have got to do better.

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WTF Files: Philippines Got Talent

I can’t even explain this one. Watch as this he/she/I dunno performs on Philippines Got Talent. If American Idol were anything like this, I might watch it.

Clearly, Mr. Ed lives!

Come Here Rude Boy… At The Kids’ Choice Awards?

From the WTF Files: Rihanna performed a lil medley of her hits at the Kids’ Choice Awards. Yup. The friggin Kids’ Choice Awards. Um, isn’t the “Rude Boy” lyric “come here rude boy… can you get it up?”

Whaaaaaat?

Listen as she attempts to “kidify” her lyrics.

Fierce or fail?

Dead People Are Crazy

I'm sure we've all thought about how we'd like to go: at age 85, high on Viagra, under a hot young thang. Or, maybe you just wanna go silently in your sleep after a long, fulfilled life... ya know, for us simpler folks. But have you thought about what you want to be buried with? It seems more people are choosing to go to the grave with their gadgets in hand (so to speak).

Cell phones, Blackberrys and Wii consoles are the "hot death" items that folks are taking to the grave out in LA. One funeral director in Philly says many of his "customers" want to take their TV remotes with them in their caskets. My question: for what? God doesn't have reality TV in heaven, son! And he surely doesn't want you playing Madden 10 while he's got souls to save.

BTW, yeah, those 2 dudes up top are dead.

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Brew News: MySpace Freak!

Parents, pay attention to what your kids are doing online!

A 49 year old, HIV positive Houston man is accused of sexually assaulting a 15 year old boy he met on MySpace. The man paid for the teen to fly to meet him in Houston, where he sexually assaulted the boy for 10 days. It wasn’t until the boy returned home that he got the message the man is infected with HIV.

Here’s the story…

I really want to know what’s going on in that house that the kid can be AWOL for 10 days? Was anybody looking for him?

People are just sick!

Brew Bits: New Jersey Pisser Caught!

From the WTF files… cops in New Jersey arrested a man they say has been going around, pissing on women at a bus stop. 27 year old Nitinkumar Patel –a convicted felon who was released last year– urinated on at least 7 women since January. Cops nabbed him this morning while he PEED ON A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL at the bus stop in Journal Square.

I don’t claim to be a DJ, but I’ve got the perfect song for this…

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WTF Files?: Cop Busted For Squeezing Boobs

From the Officer Freaky files…

An Orlando, FL police officer has been charged with false imprisonment and battery after allegedly fondling the breast of a 21 year old mother and squeezing milk from it.

31 year old cop, Brandon Reed Loverde, reportedly wanted to “suck on them!” SMH. Watch the video below.

What.The.Hell?

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Clean-up On Aisle 6

An Ohio man took out nearly $700 worth of top of the line steaks at Walmart (well, as top o’ the line as you can get for a Walmart, I reckon). Robert Jenkins rolled into the Wally, whipped out his wee-wee and whizzed all over the steak’ums.

How much you wanna bet those steaks went to the clearance section? #justsayin

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WTF? Files: Bed Warmers @ Holiday Inn

Holiday Inn is trying something *ahem* different in three of its London hotels. They're offering customers human bed warmers. Yup. You read it correctly.

If requested, a hotel staffer will throw on a Snuggie like outfit and slide all up in your sheets to warm them up. The bed warmer would leave the bed before the guest gets back to the room...it's not clear if the staffer is showering before they get in your bed though.

I vote NO! Jesus, be an electric blanket.

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WTF Files: Touchy Toddler

WTF is going on in South America? The dirty dancing craze we told you about before has trickled down to the churlren! 
I. CAN'T. STAND. GROWN. ASS. KIDS! Call CYS, por fa vor, stat!

WTF Files: Teddy Riley Goes Psycho On Kids?

Teddy Riley is accused of going apesh!t on his daughters. His 18 year old daughter Taja filed a temporary restraining order against her father. She claims he beat her and her older sister with a guitar used in the video game "Rock Band."

Taja says Riley stomped, punched and bashed them in his home, 2 days before Christmas. Court documents say Riley lifted the guitar and threatened to kill them with it. Taja says she suffered several injuries in the alleged attack: including, "bashes to temple, contusion on face" and "pain in knee." Teddy's been ordered to stay 100 yards from her. The next hearing is in January.

FYI: Riley has eight kids.  Recently, he's worked with Robin Thicke and Lady Gaga, so he isn't under the radar or training dogs like his other Guy counterparts.  Grant it, this guy hasn't had a major hit in awhile, but you don't make up for that by "hitting" kids (allegedly).  What the hell went on in that house?

UPDATE: Thanks to Brewchie "Pamalicious" for the tip.  Apparently this whole "beatdown" was chronicled on Twitter.  How do you tweet and beat though?  Anyway, the beef between Teddy and his daughters appears to be about Teddy's new girlfriend (you know how the kids don't like the new broad in town).  The whole thing played out on Twitter (AKA, Da Debbil) and led Teddy to subsequently delete his account.  Sigh!  A pic of his daughter's bruises is also circulating the innawebs.  Oh boy!

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WTF? Files: DC Cop Pulls Gun In Snowball Fight

A Washington, DC cop went all Rambo during a snowball fight in the NW section of the city yesterday.  The cop hopped out of his Hummer and brandished a gun.  It took another officer to calm him the eff down.  Apparently, the snowball fight had been hyped on the innaweb's version of the debbil (Twitter). 

An eyewitness to the snow fight told the Washington City Paper:

"An hour ago, we showed up to see a snowball fight already in progress. Two factions along 14th Street along the intersection. It was pretty friendly, mostly OK. At one point, there was one interaction with the police that I saw. A cop got stuck in the snow. People stopped and helped him out. A couple moments later, at the intersection, heading west along U was this big maroon Hummer. A small faction of people decided to target it with snowballs. They're throwing snowballs at the Hummer. It turns out the driver of the Hummer is a detective. He gets out. He's waving a walkie talkie. It's not going well. Then he starts waving a gun. He hadn't identified himself at this point. There was a point where things cooled off a bit, more police showed up, and he identified himself at that point. The name was Det. Baylor. My guess was B-A-Y-L-O-R.""There was a point where it got really tense. The experience for many people was snowball fight kind of fun...and then there's a guy with a gun."

The eyewitness says the detective calmed down once his fellow cops arrived, but not before grabbing a dude whom he thought tossed a snowball at him.

You can see more photos from the incident by clicking here.  And someone took video of the incident's aftermath, where the cop admits to pulling out his gun:

 Who brings a gun to a snowball fight?  Snow really makes this city uptight.

*All photos courtesy of Matthew Bradley.

WTF Files: Shaq Wears Luggage

Only Shaq has the free time, sense of humor and -I might add- the cash stash to get a custom Louis Vuitton blazer and tweet about it.

Shaq posted this Twitpic with the caption "Why carry luggage, when u can be the luggage. It is eye, big luggage man" over the weekend.  Style jury, what sayeth you?

Brew News: Ways to Help The 15 yr old Raped Outside Her School

There is a way you can help the 15 year old Richmond, CA girl who was raped outside her homecoming dance last month.  The attack happened on Saturday, October 24th as her fellow students danced the night away inside Richmond High School. The girl was raped outside by as many as 10 young men while more than a dozen others watched, laughed and took pictures - but did nothing to help her.

The girl spent 5 days in the hospital.  During that time, police got calls and e-mails from concerned citizens, wondering how they can help the girl.  Here's how you can do your part.  Contributions may be sent to:
Mechanics Bank
3170 Hilltop Mall Rd.
Richmond, CA 94806.
Checks should be payable to "Jane Doe of Richmond."
The account number is 041-30-1188

Police say the girl collects teddy bears, so any bears or other cards, letters or gifts may be sent to the attention of:
Sgt. Lori Curran
Richmond Police Department
1701Regatta Blvd.
Richmond, CA 94804

The girl's church is also accepting donation's on her behalf:
Pastor Jim Wheeler
First Presbyterian Church of Richmond
3415 Barrett Ave.
Richmond, CA 94805
Make checks payable to: First Presbyterian Church of Richmond with ""Victory Over Violence Fund" written in the memo line

School officials have put at least one new security measure in place since the brutal rape.  New lights have been installed near where the girl was assaulted.

Five suspects have been arrested and police expect more will be arrested in the coming days.
 
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Brew News: Teachers Fight Over Man... In Front Of Students

Dear Lord,

Help your children.

A Facebook love letter caused two teachers at a Georgia middle school to rumble in front of their students.  32 yr. old Shaka Cobb says she's pregnant by another teacher at the school. She snooped in his Facebook account and found a love letter from another school employee, 25 yr. old Ebony Smith.


Cobb send a nasty message to Smith and when they got to school on Monday, oh it was on like popcorn.  8th graders watched as the two women cussed each other out, threw punches and threatened to post the Facebook message for the entire school to read.


Both teachers are on paid administrative leave, facing charges of disorderly conduct. Smith's also accused of battery because she started the fight.

Facebook is de debbil! 

White Jesus would definitely not approve. 

Amen!




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Alec Baldwin's Daughter EATS Lil Wayne!

Alec Baldwin's daughter, Ireland (you know, the one he called a rude, thoughtless little pig), celebrated her 14th birthday with a cake made to look like Lil Wayne's head.  Well, sorta.  It's made with chocolate sunglasses and licorice hair.  But don't li-li-li-li-lick it too much.  It might impregnate you with dreadlocked spawn, get you slizzured off some sizzyrup and make you want to kiss your "father" in the mouth.

But why does it say "Wade" though? 

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Reason #456,022 To Beat Your Kids...

...so they won't dance on people's GRAVES!

(Audio NSFW)

This must be New Orleans since those are above-ground plots.  But I'm going to give NOLA the benefit of the doubt... I think.

I must go wash my eyes now.