Dead People Are Crazy

I'm sure we've all thought about how we'd like to go: at age 85, high on Viagra, under a hot young thang. Or, maybe you just wanna go silently in your sleep after a long, fulfilled life... ya know, for us simpler folks. But have you thought about what you want to be buried with? It seems more people are choosing to go to the grave with their gadgets in hand (so to speak).

Cell phones, Blackberrys and Wii consoles are the "hot death" items that folks are taking to the grave out in LA. One funeral director in Philly says many of his "customers" want to take their TV remotes with them in their caskets. My question: for what? God doesn't have reality TV in heaven, son! And he surely doesn't want you playing Madden 10 while he's got souls to save.

BTW, yeah, those 2 dudes up top are dead.

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