T-Pain Goes Gospel?

The coonerific T-Pain, who brought us gems like "I'm In Love With A Stripper" and "Reverse Cowgirl," now wants to get his praise on.

Pain says he wants to try his hand at Christian pop.

“A lot of people don’t know this about me, but I am a deeply spiritual person. Dude, I go to church just as much as I go to the strip club. That’s saying something.”

The new album is tentatively titled "Heaven Got A VIP" and is due this September.

White Jesus has gone back into the tomb and rolled the stone.

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When You Get Dethroned As The First Lady of Fed-Ex Turks n Kinkos.....

Return to your money shot....... showing your hind parts on urban magazine covers......

Oh Lisa, you shame White Jesus.........

Brew Funny: And Let The Church Say…

See, this is why all that statue-ery isn’t necessary. Just preach the word, let the elder sista with the tilted church hat give her testimony, pass the wine & bread, sing a few songs and let people go home to eat hog maws and watch football or whatever they do. And for goodness sake, if you are gonna bust out the 2 ton statue, at least don’t let the most wobbly dude in the congregation be the pallbearer.

White Jesus is sad...

Brew News: Teachers Fight Over Man... In Front Of Students

Dear Lord,

Help your children.

A Facebook love letter caused two teachers at a Georgia middle school to rumble in front of their students.  32 yr. old Shaka Cobb says she's pregnant by another teacher at the school. She snooped in his Facebook account and found a love letter from another school employee, 25 yr. old Ebony Smith.


Cobb send a nasty message to Smith and when they got to school on Monday, oh it was on like popcorn.  8th graders watched as the two women cussed each other out, threw punches and threatened to post the Facebook message for the entire school to read.


Both teachers are on paid administrative leave, facing charges of disorderly conduct. Smith's also accused of battery because she started the fight.

Facebook is de debbil! 

White Jesus would definitely not approve. 

Amen!




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"Not Even Jesus Can Save Us".........

*Sigh* so in the lastest installment of "why we'll never get ahead" the loser adults in this video are hyping the lil babies up to fight one another. Seriously, what hope exist for these children????.........

The video is entitled "Look at my lil nigga beat up his lil nigga" *deep deep sigh*



LOOK AT MY LIL NIGGA BEAT UP HIS LIL NIGGA

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