Reason # 2,978,510 Why Facebook is De Debbil

A broad can't even be a little depressed without the Facebook snitches droppin' dime.

Nathalie Blanchard works for IBM, but she's been on long term sick leave because she's got a case of the sads.  The 29 year old has been on leave from her job in Quebec for the last year and a half after being diagnosed with depression.  She was getting a monthly check from her insurance company until they cut a bish off!  When Blanchard called to make the typical "uh, where the eff is my check" rant, the insurer said she was available to work because of ... (*cue debbil music*) Facebook!

Blanchard's insurance agent had clicked on the woman's Facebook page and spotted pictures of her getting her rocks off at a Chippendales show and on vacation.  The insurance company used that as proof that she's over her depression and thus, no longer needed them to cut da check!

Ain't that a mofo!

Blanchard said she told the company she was taking a trip and that her doctor told her she needed to get out the house.  So she did.  

See, that's why ya'll need to block the hell outta your Facebook pages.

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Brew News: Teachers Fight Over Man... In Front Of Students

Dear Lord,

Help your children.

A Facebook love letter caused two teachers at a Georgia middle school to rumble in front of their students.  32 yr. old Shaka Cobb says she's pregnant by another teacher at the school. She snooped in his Facebook account and found a love letter from another school employee, 25 yr. old Ebony Smith.


Cobb send a nasty message to Smith and when they got to school on Monday, oh it was on like popcorn.  8th graders watched as the two women cussed each other out, threw punches and threatened to post the Facebook message for the entire school to read.


Both teachers are on paid administrative leave, facing charges of disorderly conduct. Smith's also accused of battery because she started the fight.

Facebook is de debbil! 

White Jesus would definitely not approve. 

Amen!




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Extreme Bitchassness Case #4657: The Ex

Being single in a city full of singles afford me the opportunity to meet a host of gentlemen of all types and shapes. Since I've always been a guy's girl, I have collected a few, let's call them "friendboys", who turn to me when it's time to discuss their girl game. The other day one of these friendboys told me that he heard his ex-girlfriend had moved on. Nothing new, life goes on, blah, blah, blah, BUT now we gots the internetz and the stalkers application called Facebook. So of course this dude checks out his ex's new beau and apparently he was no stunna. So does this guy relish in this little fun fact and go on about his life? Nooooooooo. This is where the story takes a left at Narcissistic Ave. Dude picks up the phone, calls his ex and lets her know that he's the better catch? He basically breaks her down and by the end of the convo she's upset and he's satisfied. Lesson here? Sometimes your ex's selection in mates might not make sense to you, and it's cool to talk with your friends about how the new boo looks like Gollum, but why point that out to your ex? If there are no feelings there anymore what's the point? Are all men really this egotistic?....Discuss.