Extreme Bitchassness Case #4657: The Ex

Being single in a city full of singles afford me the opportunity to meet a host of gentlemen of all types and shapes. Since I've always been a guy's girl, I have collected a few, let's call them "friendboys", who turn to me when it's time to discuss their girl game. The other day one of these friendboys told me that he heard his ex-girlfriend had moved on. Nothing new, life goes on, blah, blah, blah, BUT now we gots the internetz and the stalkers application called Facebook. So of course this dude checks out his ex's new beau and apparently he was no stunna. So does this guy relish in this little fun fact and go on about his life? Nooooooooo. This is where the story takes a left at Narcissistic Ave. Dude picks up the phone, calls his ex and lets her know that he's the better catch? He basically breaks her down and by the end of the convo she's upset and he's satisfied. Lesson here? Sometimes your ex's selection in mates might not make sense to you, and it's cool to talk with your friends about how the new boo looks like Gollum, but why point that out to your ex? If there are no feelings there anymore what's the point? Are all men really this egotistic?....Discuss.