Cheaters Never Win

So many things are wrong with this...

A) His tittays are bigger than mine

B) And I'm kinds jealous of those D cups

C) Why is the cousin always the ride-or-die bish?

D) If the hotel towels won't wrap around you, it's time to call Jenny

E) When a man cheats, is it really worth it to bring a camera crew along?

F) Aren't you demeaning yourself in the process?

G) You got kids??? Kids can Google!

H) If she was a stripper, shouldn't she want her face uncensored? I mean, all publicity is good publicity in certain professions, right?

I) And after all this, you know they're back together and on baby #3 (his titty meat is probably a G cup by now, so he does all the breast feeding)