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Thursday, January 14, 2010

NBC’s Punk Move


NBC officially jacked the Tonight Show spot from under Conan O'Brien today. The peacock network inked a deal with Jay Leno, giving him the 11:35 pm – 12:35 am spot.

Under Leno's old contract, he was just guaranteed the 10 pm hour, so moving him would have been a breach of said contract. Well, under the newly negotiated deal, Leno moves back to his old 11:35 spot, leaving Conan S.O.L.

Does this fall into the category of b!tch@ssness?

 


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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Day 26: Purged of B*tch@ssness!



Well, well, well.  Looky here.  Day 26 decided to purge itself of its most temperamental member, Que.  And of course, the announcement came via Twitter.

The group's "leader," Willie went on the radio to explain why they had to give Que his Bobby Brown walking papers.



Apparently, Que asked for a financial audit from the band's management and I guess that pissed somebody off, and he got dropped!  Que told his side of the story on YouTube last night.  Here's the "gotchya gotchya."



I'm sorry, was he about to give us his barber's phone number?  Anyway, Que fans (are there any?), don't fret.  He's been signed to something called Soul World Entertainment, who will now manage his "career."

Can any Diddy-made group stick it out?



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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

B!tch@ssnessss Case #768,092: Que "Tweets" His Frustration




Trouble in paradise? Looks like Que from Day 26 is venting about his boo Dawn on where else the satan child called Twitter. Que is jive questioning Dawn's motives.


My advice, get your girl far away from the life force sucker that is Diddy, stat! If you don't believe me ask Cassie!

Oh, and Que...


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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Search for Relevancy: R. Kelly, is that you?

Who knew this guy was still alive? Is he even relevant?

And Miss Keri Baby, methinks being on stage with the R-ah kinda takes you down a few notches on the cool-point scale.

I'm just sayin'...



We give this 2 Teresa table flips on the bitchassness scale.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Extreme Bitchassness Case #4657: The Ex


Being single in a city full of singles afford me the opportunity to meet a host of gentlemen of all types and shapes. Since I've always been a guy's girl, I have collected a few, let's call them "friendboys", who turn to me when it's time to discuss their girl game. The other day one of these friendboys told me that he heard his ex-girlfriend had moved on. Nothing new, life goes on, blah, blah, blah, BUT now we gots the internetz and the stalkers application called Facebook. So of course this dude checks out his ex's new beau and apparently he was no stunna. So does this guy relish in this little fun fact and go on about his life? Nooooooooo. This is where the story takes a left at Narcissistic Ave. Dude picks up the phone, calls his ex and lets her know that he's the better catch? He basically breaks her down and by the end of the convo she's upset and he's satisfied. Lesson here? Sometimes your ex's selection in mates might not make sense to you, and it's cool to talk with your friends about how the new boo looks like Gollum, but why point that out to your ex? If there are no feelings there anymore what's the point? Are all men really this egotistic?....Discuss.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Brew Music: New Day 26

Ya know, I actually liked these dudes in the beginning...'til Que took them down the road of b*tcha$$ness. Then it was all downhill from there.

Anywho, the Day 26 people have a new joint out that they're calling So Good. You be the judge...


I, for one, welcome any opportunity to see that Willie topless. I'm just sayin'...

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Lady O’s Shorts Controversy

Well here we go again. First, she can't go sleeveless. Now, she can't wear shorts in the summer? What gives with these Michelle Obama critics?




Pictures of Lady O rocking her shorts while on vacation have been all over these here internetz and are sparking a debate. Some fools are even saying the First Lady shouldn't be seen in shorts. Are they nuts? It's not like she's in some Daisy Dukes, doing the Tootsie Roll.

She's in the Grand Canyon for Pete's sake. What else should she wear?



This nonsense "debate" gets three Teresa table flips on the scale of bitchassness from us here at the Brew.

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On an up note though: Lady O was spotted rocking a Merona for Target dress this month. The dress is even a past season frock. So she gets snaps from the kids for that move!



Get 'em girl!

Target dress photo by Mandel Ngan / Getty Images

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Acts of B!tcha**ness: Song Stealing?

Day 26 has landed in quite the doozy. The group’s been accused of copyright infringement. Singer Kirby Shields claims his song "I'm Just Getting Started" sounds just like Day 26’s song, "Just Getting Started" (which was released after). Shields says the Day 26 version was produced by the same producer he worked with in 2007. Diddy, you got some ‘splainin to do.

TMZ has the audio clips so you can listen for yourselves.

Hmmm...sounds fishy to me Bad Boy. We do not like stealing at the Brew.

We give this two Theresa table-flips on the bitchassness scale...

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Extreme Bitchassness Case #567: Terrance Howard


Totally unacceptable. Terrance, how you goin' to be stylin' your lady's hair poolside? Is there something you want to tell us? Do you keep Barbie heads in your room practicing for your big hair show that you put on with your family? This bitchassness along with the baby wipes requirement has totally ruined your studio gangsta cred, as if you had any in the first place. So after you combed each other's hair, did you pop popcorn and talk about the Jonas Bros? Slickback, I'ma need you to reach down between your legs and find your low-riders, stat!

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Queen James Gets Dunked On and Nike Goes to "Operation Dunkgate"



Uh so Queen James (a title he earned after his bitch ass display of poor sportsmanship after losing the conference finals to Orlando and not congratulating D. Howard and his shoulders...... mmmm those shoulders) ok back on track, yeah so Queen James apparently got dunked on while hosting the Nike-run LeBron James Skills Academy by Xavier University sophomore Jordan Crawford. But in swoops Nike (Just Do It) in full 'captain-save-a-Queen' mode to confiscate the tapes so that it doesn't get out that Queen James, their advertising darling, is letting college players get the best of him.

From cbssports.com....

Freelance photographer Ryan Miller was one of the cameramen shooting the game. He told CBSSports.com that Nike Basketball Senior Director Lynn Merritt took his tape. "He just said, 'We have to take your tape,'" Miller said. "They took it from other guys, too."

Worth noting is that there is no policy against filming at the LeBron James Skills Academy, and Miller said he had been filming all day without incident. Nobody ever told him to stop. Nobody ever said there was a problem ... until
after Crawford dunked on James.

"LeBron called Lynn over and told him something," Miller said. "That's how I knew his name was Lynn. LeBron said, 'Hey, Lynn. Come here.'"


Minutes later, Miller said Merritt demanded his tape.
"There's nothing I can think of besides LeBron just not wanting it online," Miller said. "It's a good story to tell people, I guess. But then again, I'm kind of pissed. I lost my tape."

Crawford talks about the dunk we'll never see.....



I mean excuse me? Even b-ball great Michael Jordan and the legendary Bulls got dunked on. Ok fine is wasn't by a college player, but it mine as well had been since it was John Starks:



GO NEW YORK, GO NEW YORK GO!!!!!


Ok but really, shame on you Nike, let Jordan Crawford get his propers!.... it's not that serious! Maybe you can console Queen James with a mani/pedi......

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Monday, April 6, 2009

WB's Cornball Corner: Bitchass Que from Day 26

Today's Cornball Corner is dedicated to Qwanell "Que" Mosely of Day 26. First because he has jacked up negro name. Secondly, because he displayed some pure unadulterated bitchassness on MTB last week. Que and his teefesses almost got the cowboy piss stomped out of him by tiny, tight braid wearin' Brian and their manager Screwface. If you missed it click on the link for the full recap. Que you are the cornball of the weak, weak, weak!

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