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Monday, October 5, 2009

Is Braylon Edwards A Jealous Boy?


NFL cutie Braylon Edwards reportedly punched a friend of LeBron James outside a Cleveland nightclub Monday morning.

Edward Givens told reporters:

"After the club closed, I was outside greeting and saying goodbye to people. Braylon comes up and started saying things, degrading me. He said if it wasn't for LeBron or the Four Horsemen, I wouldn't have what I have, nor would I be able to get girls. Everyone knows Braylon has a problem with LeBron. So I had to speak up for myself. The conversation started to escalate. As some of his teammates started to pull him back, he punched me. I have a black eye and a cut. I'm not a violent guy.

"As long as I've known Braylon, I've allowed him and his friends to come into our events free of charge. Whatever jealousy he has with LeBron, he felt he needed to take it out on me."

Meanwhile, LeBron James is calling the Cleveland Browns receiver "childish" for allegedly punching his friend. LeBron says "it seems like there's a little jealousy going on with Braylon and me and my friends. I have no idea why." LeBron went on to say his friend is just 130 lbs, so hitting him is like hitting a kid.

Edwards took to Twitter to make this comment: "I have no issue with LeBron... I respect and admire him."

Tsk tsk. Jealousy is so tacky, boys!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Brew Bits: Re Re at the Gucci Cocktail Party....

Compton's Finest kickin it old school at the party....... Re Re looks awesome!





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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Brew Men: Would You Wear This?

Fresh over in Crunkland caught this pic of Queen James in a Carlton Banks sweater and some Capri pants.

Now, I ask you Brew gents, is LeBron simply fashion forward? Or is this getup something you wouldn't be caught dead in?

Discuss…

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Brew News: Queen James In Ya FACE!


Further proving that TMZ harnesses the power of Beelzebub, they have managed to unearth the one remaining copy of some random dude dunking on LeBron as Nike collectively shits its panties. JUST DO IT, BITCHES!


From TMZ.com
We're going to premiere the footage on TMZ -- but we'll post the uncut in-your-face slam on the website at 6:45 PM EST.So check back ... you definitely wanna WITNESS this!!!
*Thanks to Phlip for the tip! (aww that rhymed!)

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Queen James Gets Dunked On and Nike Goes to "Operation Dunkgate"



Uh so Queen James (a title he earned after his bitch ass display of poor sportsmanship after losing the conference finals to Orlando and not congratulating D. Howard and his shoulders...... mmmm those shoulders) ok back on track, yeah so Queen James apparently got dunked on while hosting the Nike-run LeBron James Skills Academy by Xavier University sophomore Jordan Crawford. But in swoops Nike (Just Do It) in full 'captain-save-a-Queen' mode to confiscate the tapes so that it doesn't get out that Queen James, their advertising darling, is letting college players get the best of him.

From cbssports.com....

Freelance photographer Ryan Miller was one of the cameramen shooting the game. He told CBSSports.com that Nike Basketball Senior Director Lynn Merritt took his tape. "He just said, 'We have to take your tape,'" Miller said. "They took it from other guys, too."

Worth noting is that there is no policy against filming at the LeBron James Skills Academy, and Miller said he had been filming all day without incident. Nobody ever told him to stop. Nobody ever said there was a problem ... until
after Crawford dunked on James.

"LeBron called Lynn over and told him something," Miller said. "That's how I knew his name was Lynn. LeBron said, 'Hey, Lynn. Come here.'"


Minutes later, Miller said Merritt demanded his tape.
"There's nothing I can think of besides LeBron just not wanting it online," Miller said. "It's a good story to tell people, I guess. But then again, I'm kind of pissed. I lost my tape."

Crawford talks about the dunk we'll never see.....



I mean excuse me? Even b-ball great Michael Jordan and the legendary Bulls got dunked on. Ok fine is wasn't by a college player, but it mine as well had been since it was John Starks:



GO NEW YORK, GO NEW YORK GO!!!!!


Ok but really, shame on you Nike, let Jordan Crawford get his propers!.... it's not that serious! Maybe you can console Queen James with a mani/pedi......

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