Dear Serena…

Um… dayum!

Is she rocking the Madonna lace glove though?

Spotted

Brew Bits: Serena Williams Wants To Work On Your Feet

Always the overachiever, Serena Williams is taking on a new task: manicurist. The tennis pro is coming out with a new nail care line soon, so she figured she would take a class to become a certified nail tech. Um, okay.

She hopes to finish the 6-week course within the year. Serena blogged about her first day on Global Grind. You can read her full post here.

Brave girl. I don’t fancy touching anyone’s feet.

Brew Bits: Desperately Seeking Serena

Serena Williams' recently graced the covers of Vibe magazine looking...not like her! She needs to take some grip powder, sprinkle it on her hand and smack the Brewshyt out of the big wigs at Vibe magazine! Photoshop much? C'MON Son! Where are her arm cuts? Her donk? This ain't right. Peep the rest of the photos here.
Photo courtesy: Vibe Magazine

Brew Couple: Rena & Common, GO MEAT!!!!

The paps caught this dynamic duo vacationing in the Barbabos (ain't that Rih Rih's homeland???) over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Every time I see pics of Serena I think of that Hillshire Farm commercial "GO MEAT!!!!" That girl got more meat on her than a steak kabob! GOOD LAWD!!!

Serena Loves To Take It Off

Fresh off the heels of her nude spread for ESPN The Magazine, Serena Williams is taking it off once again for Glamour Magazine's "Women of the Year" issue.

Glamour photo by Brigitte Lacombe

Taste The Brew for the ESPN shots.
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Is Serena Williams Single?

Serena Williams was on the Conan O’ Brien show Wednesday and when asked about her love life, she sure went on a "I'm really psycho" tangent. But, no mention of Common like when she halfway claimed him on the Tyra show.



Calling Common right now!

Great Day In The Morn: Dwight Howard

Halleluyerrr! Dwight Howard on ESPN The Magazine's body issue!



Oh, here's something for you fellas too!

Serena Finally Claims Common

Sigh... oh well. There goes that Common fantasy.

Brew Bits: Re Re at the Gucci Cocktail Party....

Compton's Finest kickin it old school at the party....... Re Re looks awesome!

Brew Bits: Compton's Finest New Nike Ad

Working it out to Monie Luv and fav throwback of mine, 'Ladies First', Rena looks smashing in this new Nike ad "Delicious Training", a lil sumthin sumthin I'm sure the fellas will enjoy (or the ladies, ya know it's whateva here at the Brew)......

Rena Bought Compton to the U.S. Open......

In all the Kunt-ye commotion we almost forgot to mention Serena's outburst and consequent disqualification. On Saturday night of the US Open, Serena Williams was playing Kim Clijsters when the umpire called a foot foul on Serena. Serena responded by threatening the umpire with her racket and saying something to the effect that she would shove it up his arse or some kinda colorful Compton verbiage like that.

Damn Rena...... you shoulda kept your cool, you just gave that one away....

Celebrity Concern Letter.

Dear Serena,

I like looking at your boyfriend's face, maybe it's the freckles, I don't know. Something about him makes me think he smells so good. However Serena, you are distracting me, with the Sharpie action on your brow area. What did I ever do to you?

We at the Brew have applauded your transformation from hot mess to swan. So take our advice, the extra skrong brow you are working, is the first step to this:

Cut it out!

P.S.- You may want to check into the dude that is sensually stroking your man's 'spot'...unless you guys get down like that. Hey... no Judgements at the Brew!

Adobo Donk: J-Lo in Italy

Are we still intimidated by her donk??????

Or is it just lackluster in comparison to this one...

Frightful to Delightful Spotlight: Serena Williams

Madam Donk has certainly come a long way. For women it can take some time before you find your look and you can rest assured that along the way you will make some MAJOR errors.

Serena sure made her fair share.....



But, sure as my name is horrifically country, this broad is now forkin lovely!



Kudos to you Madam Donk! You are the Brew's "Frightful to Delightful" spotlight of the week.

Everyone give her a round of applause!!!......


And stop staring at her booty! Perverts!

"OMG! She Gave Me A Woody!" Chick of the Week - Serena Williams

Gotta take care of the fellas. Feast your eyes on "Sir Booty" (yes I said sir cause well, quite frankly sometimes I'm not sure what it is). The redonkulous tennis star was spotted shopping in Miami yesterday. Imma just let the fellas enjoy this one without interjecting my opinion of her fashion stylings.....