Brew Tube: Newsflash, You Are NOT A Single Lady

Dammit, Beyonce is ruining the youth!

Brew Funny: Single Ladies… Remixed!

 

British comedienne Katy Brand put her own spin on Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” routine on the BBC.

Reminds me a lot of this...



Cute.  Get it girls!

Don't Be Mistaken For A Hooker!

It's hard out here for the single gal.  First, you got mainstream media saying you'll get hit by lightning before you find a suitable mate.  Now, if you try to go out "hunting" for potential man-kill in Washington, DC, you're liable to get thrown in the clink for trying to protect yourself.

Carrying three or more condoms in DC could mean you're a prostitute, well, in the eyes of the law, that is.  DC police are setting up “Prostitution Free Zones,” in which officers can arrest anyone they suspect of being a sex worker. If you get nabbed in one of those "Zones" with more than three condoms in your purse, it's sorry Sally.  The cops could use that as proof you're selling the cooch! The practice is also on the books in San Francisco and New York City.

Critics say the real danger is to actual prostitutes who will put their health at risk if they aren't allowed to carry more condoms.

It's real in the field out here ladies.  Now, let me go clean out my purse.  I would not do well in jail.

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Is Serena Williams Single?

Serena Williams was on the Conan O’ Brien show Wednesday and when asked about her love life, she sure went on a "I'm really psycho" tangent. But, no mention of Common like when she halfway claimed him on the Tyra show.



Calling Common right now!

Brew Baby Bits: Top Chef's Padma

There are several reasons I love Padma Laksmhi. I think she is one of the prettiest women on TV, I love her intelligent 'tude and the fact that she eats for a living and manages to stay so skinny... my ass would have spread 2 sizes at the very first 'QUICK FIRE CHALLENGE'.

Mostly I am grateful that she saved the viewers of Top Chef, from that first season atrocity that was Dead Eyed Katie Joel. But the biggest reason for the swimfanning? This chick has a swing in her living room and a giant portrait of herself over her bed--who could not love that about someone?

Anyway, she is joining the ''All the single ladies'...Put your crib up" trend, that's going on, yet she's declined to name the father. Hey, no judgements at the Brew--she's 39 and probably said 'eff it', and just asked the last guy who took her to dinner to baby her up. I understand, completely and Congrats!

"Glee" Watchers..... See the Football Team Do 'Single Ladies' One More Time......

I'm gonna keep shoving this show down your throats til everyone is watching!