Don't Be Mistaken For A Hooker!

It's hard out here for the single gal.  First, you got mainstream media saying you'll get hit by lightning before you find a suitable mate.  Now, if you try to go out "hunting" for potential man-kill in Washington, DC, you're liable to get thrown in the clink for trying to protect yourself.

Carrying three or more condoms in DC could mean you're a prostitute, well, in the eyes of the law, that is.  DC police are setting up “Prostitution Free Zones,” in which officers can arrest anyone they suspect of being a sex worker. If you get nabbed in one of those "Zones" with more than three condoms in your purse, it's sorry Sally.  The cops could use that as proof you're selling the cooch! The practice is also on the books in San Francisco and New York City.

Critics say the real danger is to actual prostitutes who will put their health at risk if they aren't allowed to carry more condoms.

It's real in the field out here ladies.  Now, let me go clean out my purse.  I would not do well in jail.

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