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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Brew Tube: Sandra Bullock’s Baby Speaks!



This has made my life!



Image via People
Spotted @ AverageBro

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Brew Tube: Old Spice Spoof



11 year old Christian Lee made this cute video of the Old Spice “look @ your man… I’m on a horse” ad for his Mom’s birthday. His parody landed him a spot on Ellen’s show and a nice lil treat for Moms too…


Moms is totally losing her isht right now...BTW.

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Brew Tube: Tracy Morgan Wants To Get Oprah Pregnant



Tracy Morgan hit up the Oprah show this week to promo his new flick, Death At A Funeral, where he talked about being romantical (among other things)… I bet he wants to get Oprah pregnant.


"...cut through the wilderness of despair!"
That's deep.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Brew Tube: Boondocks Season 3 [SNEAK PEEK]



I cannot wait for this to return!


Catch the new season of Boondocks on Adult Swim/Cartoon Network on May 2nd.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Brew Tube: Erykah Badu + Chelsea Handler



Chelsea Handler may very well be the best thing on TV. Are you watching her?

Watch as Chelsea brings it during this interview with Erykah Badu.


Did she really have to bring up the crochet pants though? LOL


*runs to store for some gold lamé*

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Brew Tube: Newsflash, You Are NOT A Single Lady



Dammit, Beyonce is ruining the youth!




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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Brew Tube: Karl Rove Needs Some Security



Former Bush right hand man Karl Rove might wanna get a bodyguard or call the Fruit of Islam or something because hecklers are going in on him hard. While giving a speech in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday, the co-founder of the group Code Pink rushed the stage and tried to make a citizens arrest on Rove.  The event went to hell shortly after...


Chaos! I love it. Take dat, take dat, Karl!

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Brew Tube: Usher on GMA



Usher hopped on GMA this morning to plug his long-awaited “Raymond v. Raymond” album, which *officially* dropped today. It’s his first release in 2 years and frankly, several versions of it have been moving on the innawebs for months. But, nonetheless… are you still planning to cop it?

Check out Usher’s performance of “There Goes My Baby.”

*And somebody remind Usher it’s called Good Morning America for a reason*


Image via WENN

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Brew Tube: Gabby’s New Job



Here’s a sneak peek at Gabourey Sidibe’s new show, “The Big C,” on Showtime. The show premieres in August and it's about cancer… but it’s funny. Imagine that!



“You can’t be fat and mean, Andrea. You can either be fat and jolly, or a skinny bitch. It’s up to you.”

Haaaa!

*plots to steal cable*

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Brew Tube: Donell Jones “Where I Wanna Be”


Donell Jones took it waaay back on the Mo’Nique show, performing his hit “Where I Wanna Be.” Now, is it just me or was something happening in his throak?



I'm not the only who thought things sounded a bit off... the tweets was watching too:

prettyboip101
      Donell Jones soooujnd soooo stupid on Monique.....fucked his/my song up b*where I wanna b*

twitomega05      Dam Donelle Jones f_ckin up his own song on the Monique show right now.... Ewwww

SONG_BIRD21
      So y Donelle Jones was on the Monique show sounding a Hot mess. Flat n out of key... Lol

OUCH! Twitter is deadly with the criticism.  I didn't think he was American Idol terrible...maybe his hat was just too tight.  I dunno.  What’s your call?

Video via Mr. World Premiere

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Brew Tube: Vintage Jay-Z Freestyle



Picture it… it’s 1994. You’ve got a beeper, a Halle Berry haircut, a big azz cell phone and Jay-Z and Dame Dash are still kicking it. Now, with that frame of mind, watch Hovi Baby spit a freestyle.



What? Dame can't get a shout out?

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Brew Funny: Tipsy


You need this man in your life!



Happy almost Friday.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Brew Tube: Bridezilla



Watch as this Michigan family sets it off straight-up Fallujah style in this bridal shop when the owner refuses to make alterations on a dress.


Dayum! I love the bride at the end who's trying on the wedding gown… notice how she runs from the melee but inches toward the door. A chick like me woulda walked out with a free dress. #justsayin

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Brew Tube: Weird Al’s Sex Tape



Press play.

You know you wanna.


Was it good for you too?

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Brew Tube: Caulk In Your Rear?



Some people will do anything for a bigger donk.

Six New Jersey women had to be hospitalized after receiving butt injections that contained the kind of silicone used to caulk bathtubs. The women went to hotels and had unlicensed providers perform the booty enhancements.


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Saturday, March 6, 2010

In Case You Missed It: Alicia Keys on Oprah


Alicia Keys sat in Harpo's chair yesterday and talked about her diet, er ah, lifestyle, how life has changed in the last 10 years, working with Beyonce and her charity work.


Of course, she sang a little ditty too.


Are ya'll feeling "The Element Of Freedom?"

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Barbara Walters Gets All Up In Wesley’s Tax Bidness



Wesley Snipes and Don Cheadle stopped by The View’s couch this morning to promote their new film, Brooklyn’s Finest. All was going lighthearted and jokey-jokey ‘til Barbara Wa-Wa popped the question we alllllllll wanna ask Nino Wesley: whattup wit dat tax evasion, son?


Nice recovery!

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Brew Tube: Gabby Sidibe on “Chelsea Lately”



Oscar-nominated “Precious” actress Gabourey Sidibe popped by Chelsea Handler’s show for little chat fest. I just love this Gabby chick. She’s soooo extra, it’s hilarious.


LOL @ Chelsea trying to clear up that “I’m afraid of people who are smaller than me” comment. You know you blank stared too.

Here’s Chris Rock grabbing that handful at the NAACP Image Awards…

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Brew Tube: Erykah Badu on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon



It's no secret we stan for Erykah Badu here at the Brew. Last night, Ms. Badu popped by Jimmy Fallon's show and sang my current favorite song, "Window Seat," from her upcoming album New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh.


Erykah's new music drops at the end of the month. I think she's giving Alicia Keys a run for her money in the hip department.  How do ya'll feel about her going pantless though?

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Brew Tube: Newsroom Fight


Anybody who's ever worked in a tight office space can relate to this video.  Sometimes the person next to you complains too much, talks too loud or chews their food the wrong way... and you just wanna mash their skull into their computer.  Huh? No? You've never wanted to do that?  Okay, maybe it's just me.

Watch as the 2 guys in the newsroom commence to brawling while the anchor is reading the news.

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