Brew Tube: Sandra Bullock’s Baby Speaks!

This has made my life!

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Brew Bits: Girl, Bye Files

Yes..that's a mug shot.. Classy.

Deep from the annals, of the: 'I'M NOT GETTING AS MUCH AIR TIME AS THAT TATTED UP WHO-ARE, FILES!' Here comes Mistress Number 2, of the um...Vanilla Gorilla, writing a letter of apology to Sandra Bullock.

Melissa Smith says, "I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result will never forgive myself." (Ah, for TWO YEARS?) "Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person."

I mean does she think they're gonna be besties? I'm so confused. Read this nonsense HERE. (TMZ scares me. How do they get this ish?)


The most 'WTF?' part of this is, she appears to have faxed it to Sandra's production office. Because there is nothing you want more than your staff handing you a letter from your husband's mistress, hot off the presses. Lady, why don't you just have a talk with you God and leave Sandra out of it? This is some hoodrat stuff.

Brew Bits: Sandra Bullock Will Tell All on George Lopez

Sandra Bullock will spill the beans about her marital “challenges” with Vanilla Gorilla to her long-time friend, George Lopez. You’ll have to wait until November to see it though.

Bullock will be the first guest on Lopez’s TBS show in November, when it moves to the midnight time slot after Conan O’Brien’s new show debuts.

Sources close to Sandy say the actress hopes to have her life in better shape by the Fall. Lopez and Bullock have been friends for years. She used to serve as a producer for his sitcom.

Sorry, Oprah!

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Is Sandy Hiding Something?

So, this Jesse James jumpoff story has been the talk of town for awhile now, with his Nazi freakiness allegations, his Vanilla Gorilla peen and whatnot. Everyone’s saying Sandy (who does have a prenup) is gonna leave his arse. Or is she?

Word on the curb now is Sandra Bullock may be scurred to roll out because Jesse may have some dirt on her (a sex tape, perhaps?). Somebody all up in Sandy’s bidness says the main reason she hasn’t packed her Oscar and chucked the deuces on the marriage yet is because “she doesn't want to trigger Jesse into attacking her publicly and revealing her secrets."

Mmkay, so lemme get this straight: he’s done the nasty with a tatted up, Hitler-lovin’ stripper and you mean to tell me there’s something more that could embarrass Sandy? The freak in me kinda wants to know.

So what’s your call? Why hasn’t she left yet? Would YOU stay and work it out?

UPDATE: Sandra says there's no freaky sex tape with her hubby. Hmmm... so what's she hiding?

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Advice From Tiger’s Mistress #490,098

One of Tiger’s jumpoffs has the nerve to comment on Sandra Bullock’s marital situation. Watch as Jaimee Grubbs offers a little advice to help Sandy through her hard times.

Somebody slap that broad, please! The nerve…

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What’s Brewing?

Will Smith causing trouble at Jada’s job? – In Case You Didn’t Know

Sandra Bullock is ready to quit this bitch? – Examiner

Get ready for The Hangover, part deux – Perez Hilton

5 things people in relationships should not put on Facebook – The Gloss

Is Elin knocked up? – Celebitchy

Shaq texts his jumpoff… and texts just like he talks (he’s no Tiger) – Radar Online

A toilet paper-eating woman? Only on Tyra… – Fail Blog

Brew Quotes: Mo’Nique to Sandra

From one “open" marriage to another, busted wide open marriage? Maybe.

Mo’Nique wants Sandra Bullock to call her.

"To my sweet sister Sandra, my prayers are with you. My prayers are also with your husband, baby. That is between the two of you and I hope ya'll make it work. It's hard, but that's their business. Let them go through their situation ... I don't wish her nothing but happiness, along with her husband. ... I don't want to see any marriages dissolve or break up. Sandra, if you need me, sugar, call me, baby..."

-Mo’Nique’s words to Sandra Bullock in an interview with Entertainment Tonight

What do you think Mo would really tell Sandy?

Brew Quotes: Let The Apologies Begin

And just like that… we have an apology from reality TV star & biker dude, Vanilla Gorilla Jesse James for allegedly cheating with this tatted-up woman.

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

-Jesse James, in an awkward “I’m sorry, but I won’t say exactly what I’m sorry for” statement issued to People. Well, at least it didn’t take him 3 months to apologize. Meh.

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Sandra Bullock Hit By Oscar Curse?

It’s not looking too good in the Bullock-James household, if you believe what’s being reported, that is. People reports Bullock packed her isht and moved out a few days before the proverbial Brewshyt hit the fan. Some jumpoff claims she’s been getting it in with Sandy’s hubby, Jesse James. Sandra also abruptly canceled the London premiere of The Blind Side this week. Bullock and James have been married since 2005. I really like them as a pair, so I hope this isn’t true.

All the talk about Bullock's marriage being on the rocks has started some discussion in the innawebs about a possible Best Actress Oscar curse. Follow me on this…

Kate Winslet → wins the Oscar in 2008, this week, she announced a split from husband Sam Mendes

Reese Witherspoon → wins the Academy Award in 2005, by October 2006, she and Ryan Phillippe split

Hilary Swank → entered splitsville with hubby Chad Lowe less than a year after winning her Oscar

Halle Berry → we know what happened here… she wins the Oscar, not long after, Eric Benet is exposed as a sex addict

Charlize Theron → she stuck it out with Stuart Townsend for a good while. They never married but, by Hollywood standards they had a Cosby-ish relationship.  They split in January.

Julia Roberts → broke up with the fine azz Benjamin Bratt three months after winning her Oscar

Nicole Kidman → she and Tommy boy got divorced 2 years before she won the Oscar for the film The Hours…hey, can’t win them all.

Ok, so it’s not a bulletproof theory, but I’m just sayin’… something ain’t clean here.

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What’s Brewing?

Here’s what’s brewing for some of yous…

For the rest of yous, enjoy a little gossip news:

Sandra Bullock "blind sided" by hubby's cheating? – The Superficial

Sexting Can Put You In Jail – Huffington Post
 
Reggie & Kim: It’s A Wrap? – Bossip

Mikki Taylor leaves Essence, sorta – The Glamazons

Snoop Does Letterman’s “Top 10” – KidduNot

Amber Rose lets her thighs breathe – Mrs. Grapevine

Lady Gaga Is “Poison For The Minds Of Kids” – the.Life Files

Did Clooney Diss Monique???

He seemed to be in a funky mood, even at the opening as he surely did not find Steve and Alec funny in the least bit, but what do we make of this? He stood in applause for Sandy B's win (my boo!), but not Ms. Parker, hmmmmm. Maybe there's something to it or maybe nothing at all, what's your take?

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Brew Beauty: Sandra Bullock Gets Chola Makeover

I can't with this one.  Baby Smiley, one of the YouTube beauty do-it-yourself'ers, was a recent guest on George Lopez's show to demonstrate how to get the perfect chola look.  She must be tight with Jermaine Jackson cuz I thought he owned all the Sharpies in LA.  Anywho, she returned to Lopez's show to give Sandra Bullock the chola makeover.

If you're brave enough to try the look... here's how!

I am sooooo rocking this to work on Monday.

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Must See Movie?: "The Blind Side"

Supposedly it's based on a true story about a big, overgrown, overweight, homeless kneegrow (who was obviously finding food somewhere.......) and then Sandy Bullock and her family swoop in, feed and clean him up and like magic say "He's a 400lb ninja! FOOTBALL! that's it, FOOTBALL!" 

So I'm sure it's a tearjerker and I love Sandy Bullock and all but I might pass, will you go?