What’s Brewing?

Here’s what’s brewing for some of yous…

For the rest of yous, enjoy a little gossip news:

Sandra Bullock "blind sided" by hubby's cheating? – The Superficial

Sexting Can Put You In Jail – Huffington Post
 
Reggie & Kim: It’s A Wrap? – Bossip

Mikki Taylor leaves Essence, sorta – The Glamazons

Snoop Does Letterman’s “Top 10” – KidduNot

Amber Rose lets her thighs breathe – Mrs. Grapevine

Lady Gaga Is “Poison For The Minds Of Kids” – the.Life Files

What’s Brewing?

NBA's Greg Oden shows his peen… but is it a mouthful? – YBF 

Octobabies turn 1… mom is still cray-cray – SoSoJuicy 

South Carolina Republican regrets calling poor people "stray animals" – CNN 

John Travolta swoops in to save Haiti – Dlisted 

Paula Abdul gets a job? – Hollywood Gossip 

Trapper John, MD dies – PopEater 

Tyra Banks is looking for some thick chicks – Bossip 

Guidos want more $$$ from MTV – Crunk + Disorderly

Protect Your Penis Texasesss

A new iPhone app has your future political career in mind.  It's called "Safe Sexting" and it allows you to send pics of your nether regions and other bits, but covers up the nasty parts... so those pics don't come back to haunt you when you're....sayyyyyy, about to star in a Disney movie or run for mayor of Detroit or sumthin'.

Apparently the folks at Apple think sexting is so serious that they needed to approve this app. Actually, some 30% of 17 year olds say they've received a sext (nasty asses). 15% of all teenagers have gotten a sex text.

So, here's how Safe Sexting works...

1. Download the app.
2. Open the app and you'll see 4 options to censor your pic.
3. Select from the Small Box, Large Box, Head Box and a semi-transparent Red Silk. 

4.     Take picture.

5.     Send the picture.

Easy enough, right?

And if all else fails, there's actually a friggin' sexting PSA to help you clueless kids out.

But, seriously, if you can't see the peen, what's the point? You've already been imagining what the thing looks like anyway.

Brew News: Kwame In Trouble Again?

Kwame Kilpatrick, ownlee eue would find your name in the headlines... again!

The former Detroit mayor says he's cleaned up and is on probation in Texas. But, he's got 10 days to show and prove. Kilpatrick must hand over financial records to prosecutors who claim he's violated probation and is hiding money that should be in Detroit's coffers.

Since being booted from the Motor City, Kilpatrick has been working as a health care account executive in Texas. But, he's been seen driving in a Cadillac Escalade and living in a million dollar mansion. You know how we do!

Kilpatrick claims the Escalade was a gift. He's supposed to be paying Detroit $6,000 a month toward a million dollars in restitution that he was ordered to pay back.

HipHopWired reports Kilpatrick will appear in court on October 29th.

See fellas, see what happens when you send those penis texases?

Advice: Phones Are For Phone Calls!

Add comedian Dane Cook to the anti-penis and poon texases movement. Cook used the Teen Choice Awards (of all places) to shout out Disney
wildchild
star Vanessa Hudgens who has a little, ahem, history of the semi-nekkid texases.



Anywho...Cook checked her in front of the entire crowd!

Oooh, girl. Did you see how tight her face was?

Penis Texases and Group Sex...

First let me start by saying...

STOP TEXTING ME PICS OF YOUR PENIS!!!!!!!

I do not understand this! My phone is cock, I mean chock fulla penis pics, are you kidding me?!! And of course the fair exchange is supposed to be me sending pics of my cookie. It's just weird and stupid and with all the other ish I have to do in a day I certainly don't have time to be snapping pics of my love cookie for shits and giggles, and for free at that! Just so some jack off can well, jack off. Um no, as Keri Hilson would say "Ya turnin me off..". JUST STOP!!!

I'm seriously convinced that it's simply not in the cards for me to meet someone normal. What happened to the days when you could have freak nasty sex with one person? Did I miss the memo that one on one sex is no longer cool? Let me start by saying that I am soooooo not a prude, not even a little and I don't know if it's maybe my age or what but I am so very very very confused by all you group sex participants, especially in light of all the unknown viruses running rampant in people. I need a swinger or someone who currently participates in these kinds of activities to help me with this one. Is sex really THAT serious Maybe I am a prude after all, who knows but then I think "that can't be" I mean shit, I know my way around a penis if you know what I mean ( no really I do ) but I'm just not willing to have sex with a group of strangers, so is it now old fashioned to only want to do disgusting things with one person???? I won't even get into the events that led up to this blog but let's just say I am officially turned off from anything that looks, tastes or smells like sex. I think if I saw a penis right now I might vomit on it (unless it was tied to a piece of popeyes chicken,mmmmmm )but that might actually turn someone on considering how out there people are these days. I mean seriously what's the deal here? I enjoy sex just as much as the next freak but it's just not that serious to me.

When I first moved to the DC area all my friends in NY were like. "oh girl you are gonna be married in a year moving down there" ha! what a joke, the men in NY may be on some other shit but I do not recall meeting any sexual deviants like the ones I have encountered here. I refuse to believe that I need to walk around in a constant state of horny lust in order to have a quality man in my life, I simply won't allow myself to believe that. I guess in the end I'm alone on this one *sigh*, just look at the nonsense going on right here on these here internets. Biyatches with their entire ass hanging out, penis penis and more penis, it's crazy. It's almost at the point where it feels a little shameful to admit that you prefer sex with one person and only one person.

*sigh* Oh well......there's always wine!