What’s Brewing?

Idris Elba covers JET Magazine – Gossip On This

Steve Carell quitting The Office – Starpulse

Bobby Brown is NOT dead – Dime Wars

Usher is NOT engaged (and he hasn’t knocked anybody else up…so he says) – E! Online

Erykah Badu pleads not guilty in disorderly conduct case – Perez Hilton

LL Cool J wants to help you work on your fitness – AllHipHop

Eminem has words for Roethlisberger – ESPN

Hmm…lots of man-news today, with Erykah tossed in for good measure.  Happy reading!

Image via JET

What’s Brewing?

Mariah & Nick getting married again - US Magazine

Surgeon cuts off testicle... by mistake. Ouch! – BBC

Oprah’s not telling you who her daddy is – Starpulse

Prince touring Europe – Oh No They Didn’t

ATL Housewives bring diva ways to movie set – PopEater

VH1's Hip Hop Honors heads south – AllHipHop

Norma Kamali’s swimwear line looks like Rihanna’s lemme run to Target real quick outfit – Fabsugar

Man loses skin on finger in iPad theft – Perez Hilton

What’s Brewing?

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure... don't read and drive though. That's messy...

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

What’s Brewing?

Oprah, is this yo’ daddy? – Oh No They Didn’t

Kat Stacks is back. This time, she’s drunk and in a random car. Disturbing. – Mrs. Grapevine

Those Kardashians can’t keep their clothes on – PopEater

Spelman gets $1 million grant [good Brew news] – NewsOne

Guess the bunions (you know you wanna) – Celebuzz

Kathy Griffin gets a public pap smear – Socialite Life

Female hip-hop continues its death spiral: Lil Kim makes her puddy purr – Tazz Daddy

What’s Brewing?

Day 26 reject, Que, hangs out with his want out – Gyant Unplugged

“My Chick Bad” – the glee version – Crunk + Disorderly

Whitney & Bobby: partying together like old cracky times? – cele|bitchy

Kelly Rowland loses a job – Perez Hilton

Kim Kardashian likes her athletes – dlisted

Ugly Betty: The Movie? – Betty Confidential

Ricky Martin gets nekkid – Socialite Life

What’s Brewing?

Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

Shaq Borrows Brandy’s Lacefront & Shoots A Video

This man has issues.

UPDATE: More Shaq Brewshyt...

Idiots Participate In #ItAintRape Trending Topic

Ok, Twitter is officially da debbil and I'm sticking firm to that.

Where else can pure Brewshyt like tweeting "it ain't rape" take place and people "retweet" that garbage to their friends... especially less than two short weeks after a horrible gang rape case involving a 7 year old girl emerged from New Jersey?

If you were on Twitter early this morning, you may have caught some tweets circulating to the point of becoming a trending topic called #itaintrape. Yea, you read that right. Here's a sampling of the nonsense.

It was eventually removed as a trending topic, but people can still tweet whatever they want, so the comments continue.  Now, I'm usually not the first to holler racism when a "colorful" joke is told and I do occasionally find humor in politically incorrect jokes and the like. But, come on...when is rape ever funny?

The managing editor over at Global Grind also blogged his furor over the Twitter nonsense.  Be sure to hop over there and read his comments.

Dear Kiely Williams...

Dear Kiely,


I know it’s hard to grow up and shed your lollipop image when you’re a former child star. Everyone remembers you as the non-singing one from 3LW and the awkwardly tall Cheetah Girl with the Chiclet teeth. So, now, you’re trying to “grow up” and you’re using the most awful trick from the Pop Starlet’s handbook: do some hoe shyt to get noticed. Grant it, it’s worked for a few, more talented people and starlets with better PR machines (looking at you, Kim Kardashian). But you are no Kardashian, sweetheart. And this new piece of Brewshyt video that you’ve put out is far short of “Spectacular.”

I suggest you just model or something. It works for Cassie.

What’s Brewing?

Rihanna’s engaged? – Oh No They Didn’t

Bristol Palin wants you to wrap it up (with a moose skin condom) – Huffington Post

This Michael Jackson story keeps getting worse – Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is a dee-sas-ter – Gawker

Jessica Simpson goes sans fards ^© – Pop Sugar

WTF Files?: Virginia Governor declares “Confederate History Month” – DC Fab

Would you rock these computer shoes? – The Frisky

Celebrity Fit Club declares its biggest loser – People

^©Shout out to Michael K

What’s Brewing?

3 signs Beyonce might be preggers – The Frisky

Kanye dropping a new album soon? – RapRadar

Alicia Keys needs a blogger (is Mashonda working?) – Hollywire

Chinese boy rips Whitney Houston’s song – Just Jared

Snooki must think Miami is in Mexico (and... is she looking for a chalupa in that hat?) – Celebuzz

Conrad Murray is still a doctor – Socialite Life

Toss your glitter, fancy M.A.C. store to open in Times Square – Racked NY

Jersey Shore, for Asians? – NY Post

What’s Brewing?

Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF

What’s Brewing?

WTF Files: Dr. Murray says Michael Jackson killed himself – Freddy O

Jay-Z & Beyonce are still married – Crunk + Disorderly

Too cheap for Pay-Per-View last night? Watch the Jones/Hopkins fight here – Rock The Dub

Lance Gross is fine chocolate. That is all. – Necole Bitchie

Trey Songz got more mixtapes than Weezy has root canals – Karen Civil

And let the “Window Seat” parodies begin… – Bark + Bite

The iPad is selling like crack in the ‘80s – Huffington Post

Kat Stacks won’t go away – Miss Jia

Ochocinco sans shirt (shameless) – The YBF

What’s Brewing?

Ryan Gosling is all about getting up in the booty! – Lainey Gossip

New Real Housewives of ATL confirmed – Hip Hop U-C-IT

Every straight man’s dream? Lesbians get a reality show – Oh No They Didn’t

Holly Robinson Peete tackles autism – The Grio

Impersonating Tracy Morgan is the new black? – Jezebel

15 Signs it’s time to dump his arse – The Frisky

Poor Vanilla Gorilla – Dlisted

So, there’s an extended version of that God awful Nicki Minaj video? – WSHH

What’s Brewing?

Will Smith causing trouble at Jada’s job? – In Case You Didn’t Know

Sandra Bullock is ready to quit this bitch? – Examiner

Get ready for The Hangover, part deux – Perez Hilton

5 things people in relationships should not put on Facebook – The Gloss

Is Elin knocked up? – Celebitchy

Shaq texts his jumpoff… and texts just like he talks (he’s no Tiger) – Radar Online

A toilet paper-eating woman? Only on Tyra… – Fail Blog

Rape, The Game?

As if there isn’t enough smut in video games these days, a new game out of Tokyo called RapeLay is kicking up a sandstorm of Brewshyt.  The “game” encourages players to fondle women in crowded subway trains.  The player is encouraged to rape young women and even convince them to have abortions if they get knocked up… and thousands of gamers are playing. 

#BringBackAtari

Source

What’s Brewing?

Trey Songz takes some pictures and looks damn good (I'm shameless) – Complex

“Stand and Deliver” teacher dies: RIP Jaime Escalante – LA Times Blog

Offensive cartoon depicts President Obama as a rapist! – Jezebel

Sarah Palin looks like the kind of woman Jesse James would date – Huffington Post

Kim “Tardy For The Party” Zolciak and her girl lover break up – Perez Hilton

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony rapper pistol whips his momma? WTF – The Grio

Christina Aguilera is back! – In Case You Didn’t Know

What’s Brewing?

OMG, Ricky Martin’s gay? – The Superficial

Kid Fury translates Kat Stacks’ groupie tales [This is MUST SEE TV right 'chere] – Crunk + Disorderly

Nick Cannon’s making money – Perez Hilton

Is Ludacris about to jump the broom? – Mz.Inferno

Beyonce? Pregnant? Not! – PopEater

Elin wants no parts of Tiger’s comeback – Socialite Life

Jesse James has a 4th mistress? – I’m Not Obsessed!

Race Draft Candidates #38 & #39: Tony Yayo & 50 Cent

They should have never given some ignant negrids a mic as a medium. Tony Yayo is out with his new wack ass joint, "Obama", directed by 50 Cent.

Tony Yayo - "Obama" Official Music Video - Directed By 50 Cent from Thisis50 on Vimeo.

So let me get this straight, he's basically rapping about the usual suspects in rap: cars, clothes, hoes and you want to title it "Obama"? WTF? Okay Fiddy we get it, you push the envelope to stay relevant, but you and your new teefs can stop now. Can we trade Tony and Curtis in the race draft? #justsayin

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A few links for your evening reading pleasure...

Is Whitney Houston in rehab? – Gyant Unplugged

Tiger Woods will piss on you – Intersection of Madness & Reality

America’s Next Top Model may very well kill you – dlisted

Send Lil Wayne a jailhouse letter why don’tcha? – Miss Jia

Call Demi Moore a cougar and she might cut you – the.Life Files

Tyra Banks wants to help you with your period – Jezebel

Octomom could be Octohomeless – TMZ

Michael Jordan buys the Charlotte Bobcats…sure hope he doesn’t suit up too – FreddyO

Tiny & T.I. getting married… finally – YBF