WTF? Files: More Than 40 Shot In Chicago

What is really going on in the streets? Chicago has been hit with a wave of violence in the last couple of days. More than 40 people have been shot since Thursday night. One of the shootings happened in front of police.

Sadly, many residents have become used to the violence. What needs to be done in communities around the country, not just in Chicago, to put an end to this senselessness? We have got to do better.

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Rape, The Game?

As if there isn’t enough smut in video games these days, a new game out of Tokyo called RapeLay is kicking up a sandstorm of Brewshyt.  The “game” encourages players to fondle women in crowded subway trains.  The player is encouraged to rape young women and even convince them to have abortions if they get knocked up… and thousands of gamers are playing. 

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Barbershop III?

When I was just a shorty, to get my Salt 'n Pepa hair do just right would require me waiting for HOURS for my hairdresser to get to me. You know how our kitchen magicians love to overbook and have All of their clients just sitting around in various stages of completion...staring at each other and ordering from the carry out next door. Needless to say I understand the need for a tight hair game. I also appreciate it when a guy puts forth same effort. That brings me to this next example of pure colored coonery! Homeboy's barber gave him a fresh fade while dropping the kids off at the pool! What in the thuglovehell is really going on? And back tat dude is comfortable with this? I quit my race for the day! Goodbye.

Excuse Me Officer, That's My Penis

Reason # 479,953 why brothas need to pull up their pants!

Extreme WTF Files: Father Rapes His 8 Day Old Daughter.....

I mean really? I know they say God works in mysterious ways but sometimes I feel like he has some serious splainin to do. What kinda sickness do you have where you even get the notion to have sex with an infant?!! I quit.......

Apparently this piece of pond scum, Reginald Davis, went to the home of the baby's 15 year old mother. When the mother went to take a shower, police say that's when Reginald raped his own baby. This is so totally sick and disgusting to me, it almost doesn't even seem real.

When the mother came back out and saw blood on her baby, she and her family, accompanied by Davis, took the baby to Forrest City Medical Center where she was treated for rape and a fractured skull. The hospital then notified the police. It turned out that the little girl’s injuries were so bad she was transferred to the Arkansas Children’s Hospital in Little Rock. The police then arrested Davis.

Extreme WTF Files: Woman Gives Birth to a 19lb Baby!!

My vagicat aches for this woman, even though it didn't come outta there, but still.... I don't know what else to say......

He’s a bouncing baby boy who could break a knee — a mother in Jakarta, Indonesia, delivered a 19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section.

The as-yet-unnamed baby’s arrival, chronicled on TODAY Thursday, was marked by a cry that sounded more like a roar and an appetite of epic proportions.

The big baby, a weight record for a newborn in Indonesia, although a bit short of the world record of 23 pounds set in 1879, was likely caused by his mother having gestational diabetes. And even though mom Ani was saved the grueling task of pushing the child out herself, the surgery to bring him into the world was still touch and go.

This heavy baby made the surgery really tough, especially the process of taking him out of his mum’s womb,” Dr. Binsar Sitanggang told Agence France-Presse. “His legs were so big.”

Big may be an understatement. The child was born at a birth weight that nears that of a year-old toddler, and in a picture taken of the baby alongside a normal birth-weight newborn, he seems triple the size.

Doctors explained Ani’s diabetes likely caused the child to receive too much glucose in the womb, accounting for his massive size upon delivery — but so far, so good, in terms of the newborn’s health.

Still, the wide-mouthed male proved to be a handful and then some upon his first few hours in the world. “He’s got a strong appetite, it’s almost nonstop feeding,” Dr. Sitanggang told the news agency.

“This baby boy is extraordinary; the way he’s crying is not like a usual baby. It’s really loud.”

The TODAY hosts dropped a collective jaw in eyeing a picture of the newborn — and then the jokes began. Al Roker commented on Big Baby lying next to the swaddled, normal-size newborn, saying, “He looked [over] and said, ‘Oooh, a burrito! In my belly!’ ”

But Ann Curry said the outsize child may be a special gift to his mother, who has three older children. She commented that Ani has “more to love” with her newborn.

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WTF Files: Gay Exorcism on Tyra.......

Tyra is really hell bent on sending her show down the drain (not that I think it's quality tv in the first place). I mean really now...... *sigh*

I guess what I hate the most is the notion that gay is bad and it needs to be exorcised outta you, like excuse me????

Peep the video for the foolishness..... and let me just add, if this young fella doesn't think he's gay anymore than he needs to request a do over, cause sir it didn't take.....

Extreme WTF Files: Woman Breastfeeds Her Cat.....

Well no sense in wasting milk, bottoms up kitty!!

Mother of the Year?

A 6 year old was forced to play a game of real-life bumper cars after her mother go too high to drive!

The girl says her mother was smoking "that stinky stuff," when she asked the child to take the wheel.

A police officer in Coatesville, PA saw the girl driving the Dodge Durango. The mother was in the passenger seat with a case of the giggles when police stopped the car. She claimed she was teaching the little girl to drive.

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The mother is charged with child endangerment, corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment.

Jesus, take the wheel!

Extreme WTF Files: Kidnapping solved!

This story makes me want to jump head first in a vat of bleach! A California girl, kidnapped nearly twenty years ago, has been reunited with her family. Jaycee Lee Dugard was 11 when sick mofo Phillip Garrido snatched her from a school bus stop. The convicted sex offender allegedly kept her in the backyard since then continually raping her and even fathered two children with Jaycee. All while he and his wife lived together. Those children, who are now 11 and 5, have never been to school. Police say they lived in the backyard with an outhouse and very little else. WTF?! They got busted when this little dysfunctional bunch showed up at the Garrido's parole hearing. This is some Deliverance ish fo real! How to you recover from something like this? Where were the focking neighbors? This is just a big dose of sad pie right here! "Hell's calling, line 4!"

Extreme WTF Files: Snake Stranglers Toddler

North of the happy place called Disney World some very focked up ish was going down. Police arrested the mother of a 2 year old Florida girl after the toddler was strangled to death by the mother's boyfriend's python. So which of their light bulbs dimmed out and thought this was a good pet to have hanging around? The boyfriend called police when they discovered the 8.5 foot Albino Burmese Python strangling the little girl. Medics tried to revive the tot but it was too late. Some people just don't need to procreate!
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WTF Files: Cum Gum.....

Yeah not a typo, Sexlet Gum promises to help your boo when he can't do 'the doo'...... So there's gum to help you quit smoking, and gum to get things smoking.... I quit, seriously I do and quite frankly I'm tired of asking Jesus to take the wheel, he's obviously busy and he is not checking for me.

SEXLETSTM gum for him is a powerful male sexual enhancer formulated to help increase penile size, erection potency and blood flow; raising stamina, energy and satisfaction for you and your partner. Studies have indicated better, longer lasting sex with bigger, thicker, harder and more powerful erections.

SEXLETSTM gum for him works fast, has no negative side effects and no prescription is needed.

Okay now look, every lady worth her weight in gold can appreciate a man wanting to satisfy her but I gotta say the "harder and more powerful erections" part scares me. Sex should not land you in the emergency room and to me this 'sexy gum' sounds like it means business. After a long day at work I don't need some dude on a chewing gum high trying to throw me through a wall on some Lou Ferrigno, sexual rage ish.



I'll take lame sex please! I'm too tired for all that and cheap...... my insurance charges a $25.00 co-pay for emergency room visits.........

Cornball Corner: Soulja Boy

The Coonery continues. Soulja Boy showcased his new Lamborghini chain to match his car. WTF? It's remote control and er'thing. Can you spell Lamborghini DUMAS? Next time take some of that money and buy time with a diction coach and most importantly, read a book beyatch, then "go that a way...." For this blatant display of ignorance, Soulja Boy you're sitting in the Brew's Cornball Corner. Now Superman that!

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Extreme WTF Files: Molestation of Mr. Ed....

I need the world to stop..... I wanna get off, STAT! this calls for a math equation.....

574y5098+ 578879857-9596956896*43980980+9869789678/986987989= HOLY BEASTIALITY BATMAN!!!!!