Race Draft Candidate #40: T-Pain

So T-Pain a.k.a. the Burnt Toast version of Mantan Moreland decides to respond to the blacklash from his little shuckin' and jivin' act with Fox News Conservative host Sean Hannity. In the video we first told you about yesterday. T-Pain shouts out the conservative cause for 2010. If that wasn't a career killer, the Coon Confucius opens his stankin' grill to issue the following statement that is one of the most ig'nant things I have read in a long arse time!
Let's get it...

This hannity sh*t is off the f*ckin chain. Let's think for a second, 1st off, I'm not even registered to vote, 2nd, this hannity guy was blocking the door to my bus just to get that drop from me, he was standin so close to my bus that when I opned the door I hit him in the back, 3rd, he didn't show the part where he said, "do you know who I am" and I frankly said "no sir" then he says well I'm famous too, can I get a drop? I said cool. I did the drop, he signed one of his books and said "here you go ur a great American" I took the book into the radio station and left it there on purpose, 4th all you ppl that say I'm goin against Obama, if you go back thru many interviews you will see I don't give a sh*t about politics cuz no matter who is in office YOUR life is no different. If ur a f*ck up with bush in office, then ur a f*ck up when Obama is there. 5th if u pick who ur gonna vote for based on the words of a n*gga that sings about sex, nuvo, and strippers you need to re-evaluate your life. 6th all u n*ggas sayin that the hood ain't behind me no more, they not boot-leggin my sh*t in the suburbs homie (think about it). 7th suck my balls, truly yours, the most hated on RNB n*gga in the game. Peace b*tch!!
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White Jesus be a spell check and a caps lock! Secondly, you don't even vote? FADE TO BLACK @nbtpain! I. HATE. YOU.

Race Draft Candidates #38 & #39: Tony Yayo & 50 Cent

They should have never given some ignant negrids a mic as a medium. Tony Yayo is out with his new wack ass joint, "Obama", directed by 50 Cent.

Tony Yayo - "Obama" Official Music Video - Directed By 50 Cent from Thisis50 on Vimeo.

So let me get this straight, he's basically rapping about the usual suspects in rap: cars, clothes, hoes and you want to title it "Obama"? WTF? Okay Fiddy we get it, you push the envelope to stay relevant, but you and your new teefs can stop now. Can we trade Tony and Curtis in the race draft? #justsayin

Race Draft Candidate #37

The fupa, soaking socks, pachama bottoms and church backdrop....just way too many things going wrong here. White Jesus weeps!

Race Draft Candidate #34

When many of my friendboys are doing their fantasy football draft, I'm doing a little drafting strategery (© George Bush) of my own. I hold an imagination race draft. Enter the franchise, Grand Ghetto Pooba. Peep the male Precious' massive tittays, the lisp, the crooked stomach parts and the White Jesus pieces to let you Brewchies know he's BALLIN'.  We'll take Bill Gates and Leonardo DiCaprio and throw in our first round draft picks for the next 50-11 years!

*meep meep*

Race Draft Candidates: Floyd Mayweather & Rick Ross

A car with a name you can't correctly pronounce? Check! Bundles of cash that will never be properly invested? Check! Basquiats in the lobby of your spot? Check! Hood rich negrids make me itch! Here's Floyd "Money" Mayweather and "Freeway" Rick Ross, fresh out the clink and his starring role on Bet's American Gangsta in the back of Floyd's Mayback talking about dumb ish and that other Rick Ross with the sweaty tittays. Can we trade these dudes in a race draft?