Race Draft Candidates #38 & #39: Tony Yayo & 50 Cent

They should have never given some ignant negrids a mic as a medium. Tony Yayo is out with his new wack ass joint, "Obama", directed by 50 Cent.

Tony Yayo - "Obama" Official Music Video - Directed By 50 Cent from Thisis50 on Vimeo.

So let me get this straight, he's basically rapping about the usual suspects in rap: cars, clothes, hoes and you want to title it "Obama"? WTF? Okay Fiddy we get it, you push the envelope to stay relevant, but you and your new teefs can stop now. Can we trade Tony and Curtis in the race draft? #justsayin

What’s Brewing?

Coco’s butt crack is too deep for MySpace – dlisted

Beyonce is not feeling these questions – Vibe

Real Housewife caught cheating? – In Case You Didn’t Know

50 Cent employee accused in babymama’s house fire – XXL

Rihanna releasing another album this year – Neon Limelight

John Mayer is still apologizing for being a dumbass – PopEater

Bush & the Tush get all dolled up – Celeb Gossip

Brew Bits: 50 Cent Dropping Weight

Fiddy is working to lose 65 lbs. so he can star in a new flick to be directed by Mario Van Peebles. 50 is also producing the movie, which co-stars Van Peebles and Lynn Whitfield. Shooting takes place this Spring. The film titled “Things Fall Apart” (not to be confused with the book you didn’t read in college), centers on a star running back (played by Curtis) who faces a tragedy in his last year of school. I, too, faced a tragedy my last year of schooling. It was called “oh shizz, I have no job.”

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Vivica talks about 50 for the 5,000th Time!

Vivica Fox recently appeared on the Mo'Nique show and opened up about

her short-lived relationship with the rapper. My first thought is that 50

must got the "good, good" for her to be still talking about him but I get

it now. 50 is THAT dude to her. We all have THAT dude who will forever 

have our head and heart twisted. Vivica even choked up when she recalled 

how he dissed her after their brief relationship. Then she brightened up 

when she explained how 50 called her recently out of the blue to ask for

her to appear in his video. I feel sorry for Vivi because she probably 

believes that reconcile was sincere but part of me calls Brewshyt on 

that. 50 strikes me an a master manipulator who does everything for 

publicity. Getting her to appear in his video would generate interest 

since no one is really checking for him like that anymore. It's the same 

reason he continues to pick beefs with people. So while Vivica is just 

happy he called, he's one to the next one! 

Check the interview and Vivi's right eyelid, is it just me or it the lid going rogue?

On an unrelated note why does Monqiue have on a Snuggie evening dress?

50 Cent to Tiger: Wrap It Up!

That 50 Cent is always looking to make a buck.  Fiddy's brother in bucktoothedom, Tiger Woods, seems to have inspired the rapper to consider coming out with a line of condoms.  Actually, 50 had the idea before but it got shelved.  Well now, thanks to Cheetah Woods, Fiddy is reconsidering.

“Thirteen women and no condoms, you're a gambling man ain't you Tiger?  Rappers use condoms often.  Golfers apparently don't use condoms.”

In honor of Tiger's fiddling with the Beckys, 50 says he may even add a tiger stripe to the condom's packaging.

50 made a stop to the George Lopez show on Monday where he talked about Tiger and made an interesting comment about going to college. Taste The Brew to watch the video.
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Ok Dee, Here Ya Go! New Fiddy Video Feat. a Crapload of Cougars....

"Do You Think About me" featuring his ex-boo Vivica and that other seasoned cutie most of the fellas like..... Talapia Jones or whateva...... enjoy!

50 Cent Is Humpin' Around

Apparently some of yous seem to like ole Chicklet Teeth so much there's a demand on these innawebs to see him getting his hammerjack hump on.  Well, who am I to disappoint the public? Watch Curtis get his swerve on after the jump.

Taste The Brew for a very NSFW clip from his movie "Before I Self Destruct."

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50 Cent Rethinks His Tattoos

Curtis is trying to get his serious actor weight up, so he's ditching his kitchen tattoos.  Fiddy's removing his arm tatts because it takes too long to cover them up with makeup when he's acting.

50 says:

“I took ‘em off... I’ve been on a few acting projects and they been making me get up… My call time is four hours before the regular acting talent because of the tattoos.  I’ve got a project I’m supposed to be doing with Nicolas Cage, called The Dance, it’s a boxing film… it’s like my passion project and… when you’re a fighter you’re sweating and with a whole bunch of make-up on and stuff like that, it doesn’t look real to me.  I kept my back piece. I can’t take that off.”

Celeb tattoo artist Mister Cartoon spilled the tea on Bugsy's removal...

Judging by the pictures and the scarring, it looks like 50's been going through the removal process for at least a year and a half, maybe more.

Sounds real painful.  You really have to think about the future when you get ink'd.

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Vivica and 50? Again???

C'mon son! All that talking Vivica Fox did about putting her past back there (*tossing it over shoulder*) and now we hear she's reuniting with 50 Cent for a video.  C'mon son!  Is work that hard to find?

50 Cent recently admitted he's patched it up with Vivica and that she'll appear in his next video, "Do You Think About Me."  He made the announcement during a radio interview with Houston's Hot 97.9.  The interview turned to talk of his love life and his alleged flings with his leading ladies.  50 had this to say:

"I did a video with Ciara a long time ago and that started those conversations. I just did 'Baby By Me' with Kelly Rowland and then they say we're together a little bit," 50 said. “Wait till they see my next video. What are they gonna say when they see Vivica Fox?"

Fiddy and Vivica dated briefly in 2003 but that ended badly with both sides firing shots at one another in the press.  Apparently Bugsy reached out to Vivica to mend the fence.

His new album, "Before I Self Destruct," drops Tuesday.

Forgiveness is a powerful animal... I guess?

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Smell Like Power, Smell Like Fiddy......

Fiddy got his own smell goods now. He is one busy beaver (pun is soooo intended.... hee hee!)

I would imagine it smells like a mixture of ass, gun powder and that Egyptian musk the 5%'ers sell on 125th Street. At any rate it launched on Nov. 7th.

Brew Bits: 50 Cent's Security

Yeah it's easy to pop shyt with your new teefs on big tittay rappers when you've got security like Curtis. 50 admitted he spends 20,000 A WEEK on cameras and bodyguards. That's $1 million a year! So does this admission tamper with his street cred? Can you be a gangsta with off-duty po po on payroll?

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50 Cent on "Nightline"

Rihanna in the morning, 50 Cent at night?  ABC is doing big tings!

50 Cent and his empire were featured on last night's "Nightline."  ABC's Dan Harris toured Fiddy's way too big home in Connecticut and his office in New York.  Bugsy talked about his trust issues, why he's not lonely inside his 18-bedroom home and whether he wants to be in a relationship.

The bustas at the Mickey Mouse network won't let me embed this, so go here and here to watch the clips.

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Brew Music: Jay-Z, Rihanna, 50 Cent, Robin Thicke + Missy

Jay-Z & Alicia Keys - "Empire State of Mind" (teaser)

Rihanna - "Slower To Heal"

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50 Cent - "So Disrespectful"

Click here to take a listen to Fiddy.







Taste The Brew for Robin Thicke and Missy Elliott.
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Fiddy to Jay-Z: Why You Scared Son?

Sounds like 50 Cent is calling Jay-Z out as a little punk. Seems to me, if you're atop the Forbes list, you could care less about little boy beefs with Bugsy since you're too busy out-selling Elvis, owning sports franchises, making cologne and pimping Carol's Daughter products. But what do you think?

Another Album, Another 50 Cent Beef

50 Cent has a new album coming out on November 23rd, so you know that means he's tossing heat at other rappers.  He can't merely sell records without controversy, right?

Here's what he told Complex Magazine about Jay-Z:

Complex Magazine: Getting back to Jay-Z, who ended up #1 on the list. Much has been made of his recent comment saying “no one is afraid of 50 Cent.” Regardless, it seems like the general public agrees that Kanye wouldn’t have pulled that stunt if you were on stage instead of Taylor Swift…


50 Cent: He wouldn’t. You can’t convince the public, you can’t convince Kanye to say he would’ve did that. If I was there and he did that to me we would have had an altercation. Right there. It’s clear. He [Kanye] would have avoided that, just being intelligent. The interviewer who asked [Jay-Z] about the Kanye situation made him feel like a punk. His presentation is really simple and you can’t have both. You can’t be gangster Jay from Marcy and be the good guy Jay-Z on Oprah. You just can’t. They don’t let you in. That’s Mr. Knowles, he just got that pass. There ain’t any tickets to an inauguration ball with niggas. If you’re from the hood, you have that element or that aura around you, there’s no tickets for you. It’s “safe” people there. This is why those things are happening. This is why he has to convince the person that he’s talking to he’s not afraid of anyone.

Mr. Knowles?  OUCH!  You can't be gangsta and be on Oprah?  Wait... isn't Fiddy the same dude in a suit who does CNBC interviews?  I'm just sayin'...

From Destiny's Child To Video Vixen?

How the mighty have fallen.  Kelly Rowland is now a video vixen leading lady for 50 Cent's latest video, "Baby By Me," featuring Neyo.

Taste The Brew to hear the song.


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Hot Monkey Sex...... Like Fa Real!

Kinda looks like what it might be like to have sex with 50 cent..... Ya'll know Fiddy got that monkey swag......

Brew Bits: Fiddy Diagnosed With " Fat Joe Wacktose Intolerance"

*(Wacktose Intolerance is a lil fav of mine I got from Rhymefest hee hee!)*

So yeah anyways, apparently the innawebs were all abuzz yesterday that Fiddy was rushed to the hospital, here's the rundown:

This afternoon while in his Manhattan offices, employees say that 50 Cent was listening to Fat Joe’s new album, “J.O.S.E. 2″ when all the sudden, he collapsed! An ambulance was called, and by the time they arrived, 50 Cent regained consciousness and was complaining of blurred vision and a severe migraine. 50 Cent was rushed to Mt. Sinai hospital at 4:26 pm.



Doctors say after performing a Cat Scan and EKG there seems to be some damage to his auditory cortex, which is the region of the brain that is responsible for processing sound.



LOL! Fiddy is truly something else..... when he has a grudge there is no letting go, not now, not ever!

Joe's gangsta twitter response was:

Brew Bits: 'I Just Wanna Be Clear, No One is Scared of 50 Cent' Says Jay-Z

Referencing the VMA Swift fiasco and responding to an interviewer who says "I think Kanye picks his victims, he wouldn't have done that if it were fiddy cent". Jay says "yes I still think he would have, no one is scared of 50 cent, it was wrong but let's be clear, no one is scared of 50"

HA!!

Fiddy to 'Ye: I'll Black Yo Eye, Sucka!

Note to Kanye: Don't be trying that upstaging stuff with 50 Cent. He'll black up your eye.

But then again, when is Fiddy gonna ever be on a stage to win another award?

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