No, Kelly Ripa. Noooo!

I’ve always believed a tattoo of your significant other’s name or likeness usually spells t-h-e  e-n-d for your relationship. There’s just something about ink and permanence that tends to out-live a lot of unions, then you're left with that painful reminder of the ex. That’s why I got a little case of the sads when I saw Kelly Ripa tattooed her fine azz husband’s last name on her wrist.

Mark Consuelos and Kelly have been married 13 years. Kelly, I’m hoping you’ll be the exception to the rule on this one. I can’t take no more break-ups.

Does Your Mother Love You This Much?

People are going nutso with the ink these days.  First, there was that fool who got Ray Bans tatted on his face.  Now, this mother gets a tattoo of a local DJ in Miami so her daughter can meet Justin Bieber. I mean, I could see if it was Maxwell or somebody with staying power...but this kid?

Would your mother go this hard for you?

Brew Bits: Life, Fail! Part Deux!

This next dumas clearly has no ambitions of ever working hence the unusual choice of a face tat. Glasses?
I quit you and the tattoo artist!



*Update: turns out the dude was hawking Ray-Bans! WTF!!!

I Sure Hope It Lasts...

Carey Hart loves him some Pink!  Despite breaking up, getting married, semi-divorced and back together, Hart is professing his love for Pink the way every other celeb does it these days... with ink, oh, and announcing it on Twitter (@hartluck)!  He got a funky tattoo of Pink's face on his leg.  The tatt is done in the "day of the dead" style.  It's of a skeletal-style Pink with a black eye and a fedora.  Hmmm to the black eye.  I guess these artsy types find love and beauty in everything.  Whatever happened to just putting a new ring on it?

I like Carey & Pink.  He says she is still the love of his life.  I'm pulling for 'em.
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Tat-Tat-Tatted Up!

Pretty soon, this one's gonna run out of space for all her ink.

Rihanna's latest tattoo is something of a motivational blurb for her to read in the mirror every morning.  It reads "Never a failure, always a lesson," but it's written backwards so she can read it in her reflection.

She says it's her motto.  Maybe it's what she said to herself when she compared her units to Susan Boyle's album sales...

50 Cent Rethinks His Tattoos

Curtis is trying to get his serious actor weight up, so he's ditching his kitchen tattoos.  Fiddy's removing his arm tatts because it takes too long to cover them up with makeup when he's acting.

50 says:

“I took ‘em off... I’ve been on a few acting projects and they been making me get up… My call time is four hours before the regular acting talent because of the tattoos.  I’ve got a project I’m supposed to be doing with Nicolas Cage, called The Dance, it’s a boxing film… it’s like my passion project and… when you’re a fighter you’re sweating and with a whole bunch of make-up on and stuff like that, it doesn’t look real to me.  I kept my back piece. I can’t take that off.”

Celeb tattoo artist Mister Cartoon spilled the tea on Bugsy's removal...

Judging by the pictures and the scarring, it looks like 50's been going through the removal process for at least a year and a half, maybe more.

Sounds real painful.  You really have to think about the future when you get ink'd.

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WTF Files: Celebrity Tattoos

There are few people in the world worthy of getting ink-stamped on my body.  Actually, there isn't anybody worthy of an ink stamp.  I love my Momma and White Jesus... but you won't catch them scrawled across my back or plastered on my calf.  I just don't know that I wanna wake up to someone else's face looking back at me in the mirror everyday.  But, clearly, some people out here just don't give a...

Check out this gallery of celebrity tattoos.

  

          

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Damn Trey! It's Like That????

Aside from the essay on your left tit you are looking MY-TEE-TASTEE Mr. Songz, WHOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Would You Let This Man Ink You?

Okay, so I like to eat. That doesn't make me a food expert, a chef nor a nutritionist.

I have some belly rolls. That doesn't make me a fat expert.

Follow along now...

So, Chris Brown has a lot of tattoos, but does that make him an official tattoo artist? I think not.

The apologetic woman beater singer/actor decided to give tattoo artist Keith "Bang Bang" McCurdy a tattoo this week. Bang Bang is the same tatt artist that Rihanna was caught inking earlier this year. She got busted for it too because she has no license to do so.

Copy cat Chris learned a lesson though... he and Bang Bang opted to do the tattoo in a state where it's legal for anyone to do a tattoo as long as they do it in a licensed tattoo shop.

OK! Magazine says Bang Bang is now believed to be the only man with a smattering of tatts done by celebs. Uh, is that what people aspire to now? I guess...

Unpopular Brewpoint: Tattooing Your Name on Yourself is Dumb....

What, are you afraid you're gonna forget your name or something? I fully expect those with name tats to disagree, you can all eat my shorts right along with this dumass right here.......

Social Commentary: Skank Stamps

"Tat tat tat it up, tat tat tat it up"...People we must address this atrocity stat! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Tats are so not for everyone. Think about it. Do you really want to be an old ass wrinkly heifer sporting a nasty blob that used to be a rose on your long ass droopy tittay? And let's talk about your big ass cross/heart/baby daddy name/kids' faces/ on your swole ass arm that resembles a stuffed hoagie cuz your ass don't work out. Enough! Ladies, please consider the consequences before you get a "skank stamp". Express your self in other ways, like poetry, hood rat stuff, sumthin! You could be rockin' couture, but your ass will always look dirty with an visible tat. We don't have to be ghetto all day, do we? Really?