What’s Brewing?

Idris Elba covers JET Magazine – Gossip On This

Steve Carell quitting The Office – Starpulse

Bobby Brown is NOT dead – Dime Wars

Usher is NOT engaged (and he hasn’t knocked anybody else up…so he says) – E! Online

Erykah Badu pleads not guilty in disorderly conduct case – Perez Hilton

LL Cool J wants to help you work on your fitness – AllHipHop

Eminem has words for Roethlisberger – ESPN

Hmm…lots of man-news today, with Erykah tossed in for good measure.  Happy reading!

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I Met a Real Life Porn-lebrity!

So this witch went to Miami for some funnin in the sun over the weekend and because it's Miami of course you will upon several celebrities, some of my crew saw Eva Pigford (I have no idea what this Marcielle mess is cause her last name used to be Pigford and that's what I'm sticking to!), Warren Sapp (who smiled at me in the airport, even though no one else saw him but me, but fa real he couldn't take his eyes off me he was staring so hard...... seriously, fa real..... he wanted me bad). Then we met some kinda soca/trini rock star in Wet Willie's but none of us know who he is so he doesn't count but he was waaaaay cute!

But the bestest person that I happened upon was the Negro porn lady, Skyy Black. We were just sitting outside people watching and I happened to glance to my right and I saw her sitting there. Now I'm pretty passionate about my porn so I instantly recognozed her but I had to confirm with my equally classy but nassy lil sis that it was in fact her and she confirmed that it was. So I coyly asked "scuse me, what's your name?" and she responded ever so gingerly "Skkkyyyyy", hot damn! So I then said "oh wow, I thought that was you, we love your work!". She thanked us and said it made her feel really good to get compliments, especially from women. She's gotten a little chunky in her donkey but she still pretty much looks the way she looks in her feature films.

I was tempted to go over and shoot the chit with her but I have a tendency to get myself in some nutball situations so I felt it best that I just stay seated where I was. Next time I hope it's Mr. Marcus, whooooo weeeeee!

Brew Bits: Granny Got Guns!

Dayum! 72-year-old Ernestine Shepherd has won several body building contest and teaches a fitness classes at her church. Watch her story, it's truly motivating!

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Mo money, Mo problems?

Is it possible to feel happy AND sad that someone has hit a $258 million dollar jackpot? 29-year-old Chris Shaw of Missouri won the ginormous powerball booty on Wednesday. The convenience store worker has three children and was nearly broke when he got word of the win. He bought the ticket at his job and hasn't decided if he's going to quit yet. He did say he's taking his family to Disneyworld and buying two new front teef, bless his heart. It's those last few sentences that have a Witch petrified for our little country friend. Dude, if you're not sure that you're going to quit your $7.25 an hour job when you have more money that Bill Gates, then that's a problem. If you can't think past Mickey Mouse and 'em in Florida, then that's a problem. You can buy Disneyland...or at least a stake in the company. Think globally son! I would be chucking up DUECES to that job and everyone else at that press conference.

Lottery winners haven't had good track records so let's all pray to White Jesus that the predators don't come after this man but I'm pretty sure they've already started!
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Another Reason to Stay Outta Motown: Bus Driver Goes Banonkers!

Dizzam! this Detroit bus driver went it...... YIKES!

What’s Brewing?

Mariah & Nick getting married again - US Magazine

Surgeon cuts off testicle... by mistake. Ouch! – BBC

Oprah’s not telling you who her daddy is – Starpulse

Prince touring Europe – Oh No They Didn’t

ATL Housewives bring diva ways to movie set – PopEater

VH1's Hip Hop Honors heads south – AllHipHop

Norma Kamali’s swimwear line looks like Rihanna’s lemme run to Target real quick outfit – Fabsugar

Man loses skin on finger in iPad theft – Perez Hilton

Brew Bits: Burger King Brunch?

Burger King is going a little bougie. The BK plans to test out a brunch menu to pull in the ladies who lunch crowd.

The “Burger King brunch" is testing in a few areas, including Massachusetts, Florida and parts of Canada. The meals will be served until 10:30 am and will feature a nonalcoholic mimosa made of orange juice and Sprite and a Ciabatta Breakfast Sandwich of scrambled egg, cheese, tomato, ham and bacon, with a "smoky" tomato sauce on the bread.

So, will you eat it?

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Brew Bits: Fake goods help Haiti

New York City is shipping 125,000 pounds of fake designer gear to earthquake victims in Haiti. The goods bore lables from the likes of Ed Hardy, Nike and True Religion. The Brooklyn District Attorney said normally, confiscated knock-offs are burned, but he received special permission from the real label heads to remove the fake insignia and donate the clothes. Nice!
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Brew Fashion Bit: Vera Wang… On The Cheap (sorta)

Vera Wang is about to drop a collection for David’s Bridal. The bridal collection will be available next spring, with bridesmaids dresses and children’s wedding outfits to follow.

The collection will range $600-1500 which is a huge discount from her normal $4000-25000 top o' the line wedding collection.

And, Vera got love for the big gals too: the dreses will run to a size 30!!!

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Brew Bits: Rat-atouille In A Can

*No animated cute rodents were harmed in this video...

Rats near around and preparing food are only cute in the movies... this woman from Ohio claims her Chef Boyardee was serving up some extra protien, topping. Another case of, "perhaps you should start feeding your kids fresh food and not canned over processed, preservative laden ''Pasta""?. Seriously... a bag of real pasta is what -a dollar? How much is a tomato and some garlic? A dollar? Pfft.. Lazy Americans...Jamie Oliver, call this broad..

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"I opened it up and my face was very close to it and immediately you could tell there was a dead rodent on top, in fact you couldn't even see the spaghetti and meatballs at all," said Jennifer Aker.

What’s Brewing?

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure... don't read and drive though. That's messy...

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

What’s Brewing?

Oprah, is this yo’ daddy? – Oh No They Didn’t

Kat Stacks is back. This time, she’s drunk and in a random car. Disturbing. – Mrs. Grapevine

Those Kardashians can’t keep their clothes on – PopEater

Spelman gets $1 million grant [good Brew news] – NewsOne

Guess the bunions (you know you wanna) – Celebuzz

Kathy Griffin gets a public pap smear – Socialite Life

Female hip-hop continues its death spiral: Lil Kim makes her puddy purr – Tazz Daddy

What’s Brewing?

Day 26 reject, Que, hangs out with his want out – Gyant Unplugged

“My Chick Bad” – the glee version – Crunk + Disorderly

Whitney & Bobby: partying together like old cracky times? – cele|bitchy

Kelly Rowland loses a job – Perez Hilton

Kim Kardashian likes her athletes – dlisted

Ugly Betty: The Movie? – Betty Confidential

Ricky Martin gets nekkid – Socialite Life

Wii Fit Makes Woman Want to do the "Grown Up"..........

*sigh* Why don't I get afflicted with these kinds of disorders??? This woman falls off her Wii Fit board and now feels the constant need to hump trees, fire hydrants, door knobs and steering wheels and needs sex more than 10 times a day.

Man if this happened to me I'd probably end up in a coma and I would awaken to a 642lb male nurse humping the fat on my inner thigh ( you laugh but I've had more than one person mistake my thigh fat for vagicat......

A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.


Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.


And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.


The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”


A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.


Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”

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Brew Bits: Sandra Bullock Will Tell All on George Lopez

Sandra Bullock will spill the beans about her marital “challenges” with Vanilla Gorilla to her long-time friend, George Lopez. You’ll have to wait until November to see it though.

Bullock will be the first guest on Lopez’s TBS show in November, when it moves to the midnight time slot after Conan O’Brien’s new show debuts.

Sources close to Sandy say the actress hopes to have her life in better shape by the Fall. Lopez and Bullock have been friends for years. She used to serve as a producer for his sitcom.

Sorry, Oprah!

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Brew Bits: HBO Renews “Treme”

HBO is on the Treme bandwagon… hard! The cable network renewed the New Orleans-based drama after airing just one episode last week.

Treme (FYI: pronounced truh-MAY’) is set in New Orleans in the fall 2005, three months after Hurricane Katrina. The series follows a group of residents as they try to put their lives back together after the devastating storm.

1.4 million people watched the debut episode Sunday.  Did you?

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What’s Brewing?

Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

Life Lesson #290: Don’t Speed, If You Got Weed

Jaheim learned a valuable life lesson last week: don’t let your lead-foot fly if you’ve got weed in the car! (Uh, DUH!)

The silky crooner was pulled over for speeding when cops found a little present in his car. Head here for the breaking details.

Let that be a lesson, kiddies.

Brew Bits: Love Stinks! The Beverly Johnson Edition

Who knew Beverly Johnson was gully? The Supermodel is accused of bringing a gun wielding friend to help her evict her estranged boyfriend from their home. Mark Anthony Burk claims Johnson showed up at his home with Chuck Zito. They had a gat and a separation agreement that would have paid Burk $2,000 to get out of her house. SMH!
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Whitney 'Wonton' Houston.....

I'm confused, amazed and creeped out all in one, peep the vid of a boy from China belting out "I will Always Love You". My feelings are torn, he's good but he shouldn't sound just like her, it's making me uncomfortable.......