Brew Bits: Girl, Bye Files

Yes..that's a mug shot.. Classy.

Deep from the annals, of the: 'I'M NOT GETTING AS MUCH AIR TIME AS THAT TATTED UP WHO-ARE, FILES!' Here comes Mistress Number 2, of the um...Vanilla Gorilla, writing a letter of apology to Sandra Bullock.

Melissa Smith says, "I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result will never forgive myself." (Ah, for TWO YEARS?) "Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person."

I mean does she think they're gonna be besties? I'm so confused. Read this nonsense HERE. (TMZ scares me. How do they get this ish?)


The most 'WTF?' part of this is, she appears to have faxed it to Sandra's production office. Because there is nothing you want more than your staff handing you a letter from your husband's mistress, hot off the presses. Lady, why don't you just have a talk with you God and leave Sandra out of it? This is some hoodrat stuff.

What’s Brewing?

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure... don't read and drive though. That's messy...

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

Halloween Hoodrats

The latest Halloween costumes for kids look more like hoodrat offerings. What ever happened to just cutting some holes in a sheet and going as a ghost? Or rocking a hoodie and painting on a moustache and going as the Unabomber?


”Major Flirt” - comes in tween sizes, good for girls ages 10-14.

"Cheerleader"

"Pirate"

"Leopard Diva" - ummmmkay

"Pink Devil"

"Cat's Meow"

"Goth Fairy"'

WTF???

"P-I-M-P"

Lord, help the children.  And their parents too!

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