What’s Brewing?

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure... don't read and drive though. That's messy...

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

Brew Bits: Nicki Minaj Is Not The Last Broad Standing

Oh well, so much for that.

Nicki Minaj has announced that she won’t be touring with Rihanna and Ke$ha. Nicki tweeted that she’s dropping out of the line-up so she can work on her debut album… ya know, since she’s the future of female rap right now (*rolls eyes*).

The show must go on though. The tour kicks off in Seattle this July.

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What’s Brewing?

Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF

What’s Brewing?

Ryan Gosling is all about getting up in the booty! – Lainey Gossip

New Real Housewives of ATL confirmed – Hip Hop U-C-IT

Every straight man’s dream? Lesbians get a reality show – Oh No They Didn’t

Holly Robinson Peete tackles autism – The Grio

Impersonating Tracy Morgan is the new black? – Jezebel

15 Signs it’s time to dump his arse – The Frisky

Poor Vanilla Gorilla – Dlisted

So, there’s an extended version of that God awful Nicki Minaj video? – WSHH

Brew Video: "Massive Attack"

*Sigh* This girl just won't go away.  Here's Nicki Minaj and Sean Garrett in their new video "Telephone: The Sequel" "Massive Attack". Enjoy!

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Brew Music: Usher, Nicki Minaj + Janelle Monae

Usher is hittin’ em hard this week, tryna move these kits. Peep his new vid with will.i.am, “OMG.”

Nicki Minaj continues to attack us with her, um, ass vocals? Here’s her video for “Massive Attack” (feat. Sean Garrett). Is anybody feeling this song though? Reviews have been quite mixed.

*I see you Amber Rose*

And, the uber-talented Janelle Monae has teamed up with Big Boi for her new her video, “Tightrope” (no, not the Kim Zolciak tightrope).

You likey?

Brew Music: Usher + Nicki Minaj - "Lil Freak" [Video]

We’ve already covered the sheer randomness of this song and how the man who once gave us “Confessions” is now looking for a “Lil Freak” (sigh). Now, here’s the video proof that may add fuel to the theory that Usher's career has taken a fall (that is, if you buy that theory). It looks like every other random R&B/Hip Hop video out and, I reckon, that's the problem if you were once gunning for that King of R&B throne.  Anyway, you be the judge.



Do you think Nicki pulls hotter chicks than Ursh these days? Justaskin. And, Nicki, I'll take that wig in a C4/30 color, thanks.

Anyway, you likey?

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Will You Watch?: BET’s Rip The Runway

Self-proclaimed Barbie Nicki Minaj will host BET’s Rip The Runway along with co-host, Pooch Hall from The Game. I sure hope Nicki has a translator cuz for the life of me, I don't know what she be taumbout.

Anywho, the show will be taped this Saturday in New York City. It’ll feature performances from Ludacris, Estelle, Janelle Monae and others.

Rip The Runway airs on BET March 15th. So, will you watch?

Cut the Crap Usher Raymond!!!!

So I'm listening to Usher's "Little Freak" with Nicki Minaj and couldn't help but marvel at how deep in the trash can R&B music is. It's completely flat lined. I won't get into the morality of it all as I'm no one’s judge nor jury and quite frankly there's nothing wrong with desiring a lil freaky deaky between the sheets. BUT! I'm a lady ( I have a vagina so I can prove it) and as a lady I cringe a bit when Ms. Minaj enters stage door left with her verse:

Excuse me lil mama

But you could say I'm on duty

I'm lookin for a cutie

A big old ghetto booty

I really like your kitty cat

and if you let me touch her

I know you're not a bluffer

I'll take you to go see usher

I keep a couple hoes

like santa I keep a vixon

Got that dasher, dancer, prancer,

dixon, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen.

I'm hotter than 100 degrees

A lot of bread no sesame seeds

If i'm in yo city

I'm signin them Tig-O-bitties

I'm plotting on how I can take Cassie away from Diddy

The girls want a Minaj yeah they wetter than the rainin

Usher buzz me in

Everybody loves Raymond

Nicki you are not exotic cause you like to lick vagi-cat, lots of people do, go to http://www.get-a-life.com/ and sit down somewhere please....

It is 2010, if you haven’t participated in the 3some by now then just call it a wrap. People have moved on to way more advanced freak request, 3somes are sooooo 1983. Is this “playful gayness” a mere expression of our sexual freedom or is this just another thing to do just for the sake of doing it? But mostly, can’t some things remain private anymore???? Usher was just a married man like 40 seconds ago and now he’s got the newest fad lady rapper setting up 3somes for his old, easily winded ass???? Remember when R&B singers sung about what was real? The reality is that Usher is a dad, who used to be a great dancer. Notice I didn’t mention the singing cause I’ve never been a fan of that so much. I just want the R&B crooners to quit the lying! You are no more engaging in hourly 3somes than I am fitting into a size 6…..

Just sang the songs you’ve been commissioned to sing and leave your bedroom circus tricks for your private time!


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Michelle Trachtenberg Spits Minaj

Hey Nicki Minaj... Methinks this Buffy girl is coming fo dat arse!

*Dead*

Brew Music: Mariah + Nicki Minaj, Usher

Somewhere, a Barbie dollhouse sat empty while these two made a video.  Peep Mariah Carey's new video with Nicki Minaj, "Up Out My Face."  

Those two look like Mother-Daughter Barbies.  And, for the life of me, I still don't know what Nicki be taumbout.

Meanwhile, Usher is back and he's getting his Trey Songz Usher on.  Here's his new song, "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)."

You likey?

It Must Be Nice To Be Diddy’s Kid

Diddy's eldest son, Justin, celebrated his 16^th birthday over the weekend. Aside from being featured on MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and arriving with Nicki Minaj on his arm, Justin got a $360,000 Maybach for his birthday. 

 

I'm twice this kid's age and I don't have a $360,000 anything.  What should he look forward to at 18? At 21? At 30? At 40? Is there anything left? 

 

Oh, Diddy did give the kid a $10,000 check to donate to Haiti.

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Hair Fail: When Wigs Go Wrong

Nicki Minaj rolled out a new wig for the impending new year. This one needs to be tossed back into the wig crypt. Do not pass go. Barbie is not pleased. Mattel says "no."

Maybe she's one of those girls who needs to wear bangs. #justsayin

Brew Conundrum: Mariah & Minaj

Some screen-shots of Mariah Carey's new video "Up Out My Face" (the English major inside, cringes at that grammar assault) have been released. I am sitting here imagining what the contents of these ''Special Edition" boxes would be.
Mariah looks like an old time saloon owner/madam- she'd have flask of whiskey strapped to her thigh and maybe a shot gun, to protect her whores at the brothel. And she'd give back room liposuction, that she practices on herself first.

But... her homie is still not convincing me that she is not packing some special accessories (strap on, shenis, mangina...erm ''Very Special Secret").

I miss the days when Mariah and Old Dirty went back, like babies with pacifiers. *sigh*

Nicki Minaj, Girl, What You Be Taumbout?

I'm mildly intrigued by the current fascination with Nicki Minaj.  I mean, I'm not proposing marriage or anything.  She's no Amber Rose.  But, this Nicki actually has wannabe Barbies who dress like her and glue pink tracks in their hurr.  Are we that starved for female rappers?  Anyway, Nicki stomped through 106 & Snooze to perform "Shakin It For Daddy" with Robin Thicke yesterday and I'm stumped. What.the.hell is she rapping about? All I got was "trending topic... numba sign" then I spazzed out. (*blank stare*).  Cute shoes though.  Hey, I got nothin.'

Paula Patton is waiting somewhere to scratch a broad's eyes out... touching on Robin like that.

Brew Music: Shakira, Rihanna, Beyonce & Redman

Shakira - "Did It Again"

Rihanna - "Wait Your Turn (Tha Wait Is Ova)" - UPDATED with the video

Taste The Brew for a Beyonce remix and that new Redman.
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Nicki Minaj: Is That Yo Booty?

Word on the curb is rapper Nicki Minaj's booty meat is faker than Alexander O'Neal's bust-it baby.  Someone took the time to put together this little video montage showing her before and after shots that imply she's had some work done.  Hey, hasn't errrrybody in showbiz had some work done these days?

I say, do you, Boo.  Cuz Lawd knows I have no clue what you sing or who you are, aside from news that your ass is implanted.  So, something must be working out right for you.

By the way, here's an actual performance...

New Music: Mya Feat Nicki Minaj "Ponytail"

Hmmm yeah, I don't know.......