What’s Brewing?

Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF

Cornball Corner: Rielle Hunter

I'm not saying that being a jumpoff is a good thing, but let's just agree that lately it's turning into quite a profitable profession, propelling the most unknown mattress backs into stardom...at least for a few minutes. That being said I still think that decorum is key when taking on said role. In other words, PLAY YOUR POSITION! Which means that if you can't keep your legs closed to married men (© NeNe Leakes) at least don't rub their wife's face in things by posing spread eagle with some furry friends (pun intended) on the cover of a magazine. And more importantly, when you open said magazine and realize you played yourself, don't get mad! Word on the curb is that John Edwards' BM Rielle Hunter is said to be 'in tears' over that hot mess spread she did for GQ. Barbara Walters told her co-hosts on "The View" that the sideline ho called her in hysterics -- saying she found the photos "replusive". *Blank stare*. Rielle, you know your arse is sitting in The Brew's Cornball Corner for this Brewshyt!
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What’s Brewing?

A few links a-brewin' for your evening pleasure...

Gilbert Arenas “deserves to be punished” – Forbez DVD

Those Kardashians love the chocolate, eh? – The Rundown

Paula Abdul has a job? – I’m Not Obsessed!

This Fly Girl is not feeling the JLo – Perez Hilton

John Edwards’ mistress thinks her GQ photos are “repulsive” … and so do we – Huffington Post

Jessica Simpson might get knocked up by her hairdresser – Hollyscoop

Round up the vampires, True Blood returns this summer – Just Jared

Top Chef coming to DC? – DCFUD

Brew Quotes: Rielle Hunter

“…first of all, infidelity doesn't happen in healthy marriages. The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker."

-Rielle Hunter, former Senator John Edwards’ babymamma, in an interview with GQ.

*Sidebar: are we supposed to take you seriously when your photo spread is sans pants?

*Double sidebar: how does the mistress know the marriage was broken 20 years before she got in the picture? Jumpoffs make me wanna hurl!

*Steps off soapbox*


Photo: Mike Seliger/GQ
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