What’s Brewing?

A few links a-brewin' for your evening pleasure...

Gilbert Arenas “deserves to be punished” – Forbez DVD

Those Kardashians love the chocolate, eh? – The Rundown

Paula Abdul has a job? – I’m Not Obsessed!

This Fly Girl is not feeling the JLo – Perez Hilton

John Edwards’ mistress thinks her GQ photos are “repulsive” … and so do we – Huffington Post

Jessica Simpson might get knocked up by her hairdresser – Hollyscoop

Round up the vampires, True Blood returns this summer – Just Jared

Top Chef coming to DC? – DCFUD

Brew Quotes: Rielle Hunter

“…first of all, infidelity doesn't happen in healthy marriages. The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker."

-Rielle Hunter, former Senator John Edwards’ babymamma, in an interview with GQ.

*Sidebar: are we supposed to take you seriously when your photo spread is sans pants?

*Double sidebar: how does the mistress know the marriage was broken 20 years before she got in the picture? Jumpoffs make me wanna hurl!

*Steps off soapbox*


Photo: Mike Seliger/GQ
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Edwards Scandal Gets Real Messy

The John Edwards I impregnated my mistress, denied the kid, lied to my cancer-stricken wife and lost my political career scandal is about to get realllllllll messy.  Edwards now admits he's the daddy (although he did that through a punk azz statement).  And, he and his wife, Elizabeth, are legally separated.

But, Word on the curb is there's a sex tape of the former senator and his side-piece, Rielle Hunter. A former aide claims he found the tape.  And it just so happens the aide, Andrew Young, has a new book detailing the affair.  Young says he found the tape of Hunter and Edwards in a pile of trash in a house where Hunter once lived. The tape reportedly shows Edwards with a pregnant woman (you can't see her face, but you know it's him) doing the nastay.

Mmm.  This is some freakiness.  If the Edwards sex tape emerges, will YOU watch it?

John Edwards: You ARE The Father

From the duh, no shyt files:

Former presidential candidate John Edwards now admits he is the father of the seed his mistress birthed nearly 2 years ago. Edwards had long denied he fathered Frances Quinn (punk move). In a statement delivered by his lawyer (another punk move), Edwards admitted he lied. He's been visiting the child and paying child support for about a year. Word is Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth, have separated but talk often.

Way to screw up your marriage and end what could have been a brilliant political career. Punk move! 

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John Edwards: You ARE The Father

Somebody get Maury on the phone, stat! Disgraced former North Carolina Senator John Edwards is reportedly finna admit he is the father of Rielle Hunter's daughter. Reports surfaced last week that a DNA test proved the former presidential candidate is indeed the daddy of 18 month old Frances Quinn Hunter. Edwards confessed last summer that Hunter was his lover, but said the kid is not his daughter (*shout out to the King of Pop*). Hunter was a filmmaker on Edwards' 2008 campaign.

You may recall a long time aide to Edwards claimed he was the daddy, but then he vanished. That aide is reportedly penning a book now where he plans to snitch all Edwards' business.

Making matters worse, a grand jury is now looking into whether Edwards' campaign funds were used to pay Hunter to keep her hushed about the affair.

Tsk, tsk little Johnny.