Mathew Knowles: You ARE The Father

Well, sorry Matty boy. You won’t be doing this dance any time soon.

A paternity test has confirmed Beyonce’s daddy Mathew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright’s son, Nixon.

Wright claims to have carried on an affair with Mathew for 18 months. She filed a paternity suit last fall, and Mathew was temporarily ordered to pay child support.

Womp womp.


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The Maury Files: Walk It Out

It's a shame when you need to go on the Maury Povich show to figure out just who sperminated you (I mean, shouldn't you like, keep notes, or mark it in your Blackberry when you have sex and with whom?  Or...perhaps just one of them condom thangs? #justsayin).  Anyway, watch as this baby mama gets the "proof" that this equally lame dude is da daddy.

Wow!  That kid has a stellar life ahead of him, eh?

Get Maury On The Line!

Hmm, everyone is always up in Janet's beezwax for her mystery baby (alleged). But Latoya, it seems like you got away with dropping your own bundle of slut joy, down at the BK firehouse.

Latoya Jackson, YOU are the mother!

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John Edwards: You ARE The Father

Somebody get Maury on the phone, stat! Disgraced former North Carolina Senator John Edwards is reportedly finna admit he is the father of Rielle Hunter's daughter. Reports surfaced last week that a DNA test proved the former presidential candidate is indeed the daddy of 18 month old Frances Quinn Hunter. Edwards confessed last summer that Hunter was his lover, but said the kid is not his daughter (*shout out to the King of Pop*). Hunter was a filmmaker on Edwards' 2008 campaign.

You may recall a long time aide to Edwards claimed he was the daddy, but then he vanished. That aide is reportedly penning a book now where he plans to snitch all Edwards' business.

Making matters worse, a grand jury is now looking into whether Edwards' campaign funds were used to pay Hunter to keep her hushed about the affair.

Tsk, tsk little Johnny.

The Maury Files: "Wanda Sykes... You Are The Father!"

*** Wanda runs backstage (cause that's how she sees everyone do it) comes back out and grabs CiCi's booty, you know, cause she likes that kinda thing...... ***

The Maury Files: "Praying Mantis, You Are The Father!"

***Mantis runs backstage still in denial*****